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Virginia Democrats want to make it legal for unmarried people to have sex

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Like that stupid law ever stopped anyone...….

Virginia Democrats want to make it legal for unmarried people to have sex

Only married couples can have sex, according to a legal loophole still on the books in Virginia.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/virginia-demo...f-marriage
Me sarcastic? No couldn't be. I am much too dim witted to grasp the quaint subtleties of such potent mockery!!!
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Just one of like hundreds of stupid laws that have become vestigial
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(02-11-2020, 02:41 PM)The Drifter Wrote: Like that stupid law ever stopped anyone...….

Virginia Democrats want to make it legal for unmarried people to have sex

Only married couples can have sex, according to a legal loophole still on the books in Virginia.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/virginia-demo...f-marriage

When you say, "Virginia Democrats want to make it legal..." are you saying Republicans want to keep it illegal?
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(This post was last modified: 02-13-2020, 02:48 PM by americus 2.0.)

(02-13-2020, 07:34 AM)The Real Marty Wrote:
(02-11-2020, 02:41 PM)The Drifter Wrote: Like that stupid law ever stopped anyone...….

Virginia Democrats want to make it legal for unmarried people to have sex

Only married couples can have sex, according to a legal loophole still on the books in Virginia.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/virginia-demo...f-marriage

When you say, "Virginia Democrats want to make it legal..." are you saying Republicans want to keep it illegal?

If you read the very short article it doesn't mention republicans at all. The democrats figure folks already fornicate anyway so take the law off the books. 

It says the crime is a class 4 misdemeanor and carries a $250 fine. I wonder when someone was actually charged with it last?
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(02-13-2020, 02:48 PM)americus 2.0 Wrote:
(02-13-2020, 07:34 AM)The Real Marty Wrote: When you say, "Virginia Democrats want to make it legal..." are you saying Republicans want to keep it illegal?

If you read the very short article it doesn't mention republicans at all. The democrats figure folks already fornicate anyway so take the law off the books. 

It says the crime is a class 4 misdemeanor and carries a $250 fine. I wonder when someone was actually charged with it last?

I can speak confidently that, though uncharged, I broke that law repeatedly in the late 1990s.
“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

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What is this “fornicate” you speak of?
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(02-13-2020, 04:08 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: What is this “fornicate” you speak of?

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

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(02-13-2020, 02:48 PM)americus 2.0 Wrote:
(02-13-2020, 07:34 AM)The Real Marty Wrote: When you say, "Virginia Democrats want to make it legal..." are you saying Republicans want to keep it illegal?

If you read the very short article it doesn't mention republicans at all. The democrats figure folks already fornicate anyway so take the law off the books. 

It says the crime is a class 4 misdemeanor and carries a $250 fine. I wonder when someone was actually charged with it last?

Well, if bro and sis kept it on the DL they’d may just have enough to move out the mobile home.  Or maybe they should just change that law??   Situation avoided. 


I’m kiddin, I think.
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(This post was last modified: 02-13-2020, 11:27 PM by americus 2.0.)

(02-13-2020, 08:41 PM)Jags Wrote:
(02-13-2020, 02:48 PM)americus 2.0 Wrote: If you read the very short article it doesn't mention republicans at all. The democrats figure folks already fornicate anyway so take the law off the books. 

It says the crime is a class 4 misdemeanor and carries a $250 fine. I wonder when someone was actually charged with it last?

Well, if bro and sis kept it on the DL they’d may just have enough to move out the mobile home.  Or maybe they should just change that law??   Situation avoided. 


I’m kiddin, I think.

This is Virginia not West Virginia.  Big Grin

(02-13-2020, 03:57 PM)flsprtsgod Wrote:
(02-13-2020, 02:48 PM)americus 2.0 Wrote: If you read the very short article it doesn't mention republicans at all. The democrats figure folks already fornicate anyway so take the law off the books. 

It says the crime is a class 4 misdemeanor and carries a $250 fine. I wonder when someone was actually charged with it last?

I can speak confidently that, though uncharged, I broke that law repeatedly in the late 1990s.


Such a rebel.
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(02-13-2020, 11:25 PM)americus 2.0 Wrote:
(02-13-2020, 08:41 PM)Jags Wrote: Well, if bro and sis kept it on the DL they’d may just have enough to move out the mobile home.  Or maybe they should just change that law??   Situation avoided. 


I’m kiddin, I think.

This is Virginia not West Virginia.  Big Grin

(02-13-2020, 03:57 PM)flsprtsgod Wrote: I can speak confidently that, though uncharged, I broke that law repeatedly in the late 1990s.


Such a rebel.

Can def say the South rose again! Hey Oh!!!
“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

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