I wanted to share a link I visited many years ago that gave me quite a few laughs.  It’s about an organized drinking contest between Teddy Kennedy and Boris Yeltsin.  Some of the comments are pretty funny.  Here’s the link:


Kennedy vs. Yeltsin

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"We believe in victory!"   - Gus Bradley
"I don't want to believe.  I want to know."   - Carl Sagan

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status...69604?s=20

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Ronald Reagan was pretty good at joke telling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I9AdLnjP0M

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Joe Biden walks into a bar.  Walks up to the bartender and says “give me a scotch”.

Bartender says “you look troubled, what’s on your mind?”







That’s it, that’s the end of the joke. The punchline is non existent. Yet humorous.  It’s underwhelming I know.  I’m sure it’s a bit of a let down as well.  But you get what you vote for.  Nonexistent, underwhelming and a bit of a let down.

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Joe Biden walks into a bar.  Walks up to the bartender and says “give me a scotch”.

Bartender says “you look troubled, what’s on your mind?”







That’s it, that’s the end of the joke. The punchline is non existent. Yet humorous.  It’s underwhelming I know.  I’m sure it’s a bit of a let down as well.  But you get what you vote for.  Nonexistent, underwhelming and a bit of a let down.

Go to bed.  You're drunk.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Joe Biden walks into a bar.  Walks up to the bartender and says “give me a scotch”.

Bartender says “you look troubled, what’s on your mind?”







That’s it, that’s the end of the joke. The punchline is non existent. Yet humorous.  It’s underwhelming I know.  I’m sure it’s a bit of a let down as well.  But you get what you vote for.  Nonexistent, underwhelming and a bit of a let down.

Go to 

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Joe Biden walks into a bar.  Walks up to the bartender and says “give me a scotch”.

Bartender says “you look troubled, what’s on your mind?”







That’s it, that’s the end of the joke. The punchline is non existent. Yet humorous.  It’s underwhelming I know.  I’m sure it’s a bit of a let down as well.  But you get what you vote for.  Nonexistent, underwhelming and a bit of a let down.

Go to bed.  You're drunk.

Damn, I think I’d prefer getting tomatoes thrown at me.

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tough crowd 

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Joe Biden walks into a bar.  Walks up to the bartender and says “give me a scotch”.

Bartender says “you look troubled, what’s on your mind?”







That’s it, that’s the end of the joke. The punchline is non existent. Yet humorous.  It’s underwhelming I know.  I’m sure it’s a bit of a let down as well.  But you get what you vote for.  Nonexistent, underwhelming and a bit of a let down.

I actually laughed when I got to that point, but then the rest of those sentences ruined it for me.

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My fellow southpaw Mark Brunell will probably always be my favorite Jaguar.

Archie Bunker and Mike Stivic are having another discussion about Trump. As you can imagine, Archie loves Trump and he gets exasperated whenever his son in law criticizes the man. Finally Archie tries a different tack. "Say something good about Trump", he says to Mike.
"Though he got divorced, he took care of his kids."
"No, say something good about Trump as a politician. As President."
"I don't know..."
"Oh there has to be something positive for big brainy liberals like you."
"Oh! Of course! I remember, he made a strike against sexism!"
"Oh he did? How so?"
"He made makeup acceptable for men!"

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My fellow southpaw Mark Brunell will probably always be my favorite Jaguar.

Joe Biden walks into a bar.  Walks up to the bartender and says “give me a scotch”.

Bartender says “you look troubled, what’s on your mind?”







That’s it, that’s the end of the joke. The punchline is non existent. Yet humorous.  It’s underwhelming I know.  I’m sure it’s a bit of a let down as well.  But you get what you vote for.  Nonexistent, underwhelming and a bit of a let down.

I actually laughed when I got to that point, but then the rest of those sentences ruined it for me.

You embellished it, thanks.   sadly and admittedly, the second paragraph was more so me mentally cheesing over how easy it was.  I’m a dork.  I know.

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https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status...58277?s=20

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https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status...58277?s=20

It was more like 15 hours, but the Bee masterfully states the obvious once again.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Aren't you supposed to call a DR if you election last this long????????

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You know trouble is right around the corner when your best friend tells you to hold his beer!!