I wore the same wrinkled skin old man suit I have worn for the past 30 years.

Sounds like we wore similar costumes.  I wore Chanel #5

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I wore a smile and gym socks.

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I wore a smile and gym socks.

Everyone knows you have to take the socks off.  Otherwise you don’t “love” it.

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I wore a smile and gym socks.

Everyone knows you have to take the socks off.  Otherwise you don’t “love” it.

I'm a tenderfoot.

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Everyone knows you have to take the socks off.  Otherwise you don’t “love” it.

I'm a tenderfoot.

Foot fetishes.  Not my thing, but more power to you!

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I wore a smile and gym socks.

....where did you put the second sock?!?!?

or does this imply that you made a suit out of gym socks?

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I wore a smile and gym socks.

....where did you put the second sock?!?!?

or does this imply that you made a suit out of gym socks?

A suit for my feet.

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When I was a kid I lived in a small town back in the day when kids could trick-or-treat on their own without fear. The last two or three years I was a hobo, mainly because my dad would give me half of a cigar to use as part of my costume. He never asked what happened to it when I came home without it.

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If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.
- Bob Marley


 

I have so many wonderful Halloween memories as a trickster and not a treater.

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Every Halloween David Letterman would joke that at his house they were having the traditional bobbing for french fries.

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If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.
- Bob Marley


 

Every Halloween David Letterman would joke that at his house they were having the traditional bobbing for french fries.

Lol, I remember that.  I’ll even use that line on unsuspecting employees that are too young to know about it.  They laugh their butts off.  (Full disclosure, I usually use that line when we see a not to hot chick that has either a meth or acne problem)

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I actually forgot where I heard the bobbing for French fries line. Thanks for reminding me

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Every Halloween David Letterman would joke that at his house they were having the traditional bobbing for french fries.

Lol, I remember that.  I’ll even use that line on unsuspecting employees that are too young to know about it.  They laugh their butts off.  (Full disclosure, I usually use that line when we see a not to hot chick that has either a meth or acne problem)

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I actually forgot where I heard the bobbing for French fries line.  Thanks for reminding me

ok, the context helps. Initially I just thought Dave meant a bunch of fries floating in a bowl of water (like bobbing for apples), and ok, sure, I guess. The image of bobbing over a churning fryer paints a completely different picture.

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Lol, I remember that.  I’ll even use that line on unsuspecting employees that are too young to know about it.  They laugh their butts off.  (Full disclosure, I usually use that line when we see a not to hot chick that has either a meth or acne problem)

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I actually forgot where I heard the bobbing for French fries line.  Thanks for reminding me

ok, the context helps. Initially I just thought Dave meant a bunch of fries floating in a bowl of water (like bobbing for apples), and ok, sure, I guess. The image of bobbing over a churning fryer paints a completely different picture.

If someone like that mouths off to you, you can use that line.

  I’d say that would be a pretty...sick burn?

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