I'll show up to that, but if he says slappy in real life conversation, I'm throwing down.

Let me see if I've got this straight:

Here we have a C-rated stats geek who says he runs numbers about "statistical anomalies" (i.e. he really just copied and pasted them from Twitter) about Trump's historic election LOSS in his free time; who is so sensitive that he has stated he's blocked me because my nickname for FSG as "Slappy" is just too much for him to bear.  Being the internet tough guy he is, he has now offered to meet me publicly and has threatened physical violence in doing so.  Because he is a Trumper, I'm sure that is not a CoC violation though, right Mod?  LMAO!  Man, this message board has become a PURE source of entertainment for me... I love this place!

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This is a results-oriented business.  There are no trophies or titles given for "moral victories" or for "winning the draft".  Our record with DC is 37-86.  6-10 is our 2nd best season in 8 years of Caldwell leadership.  These are the FACTS.

Is there a hot dog cart in Neptune Beach?

To the Wayback Machine!

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I'll show up to that, but if he says slappy in real life conversation, I'm throwing down.

Let me see if I've got this straight:

Here we have a C-rated stats geek who says he runs numbers about "statistical anomalies" (i.e. he really just copied and pasted them from Twitter) about Trump's historic election LOSS in his free time; who is so sensitive that he has stated he's blocked me because my nickname for FSG as "Slappy" is just too much for him to bear.  Being the internet tough guy he is, he has now offered to meet me publicly and has threatened physical violence in doing so.  Because he is a Trumper, I'm sure that is not a CoC violation though, right Mod?  LMAO!  Man, this message board has become a PURE source of entertainment for me... I love this place!

When someone gets an official warning on here, no one ever knows about it unless the recipient themselves talks about it. So you’d never know what we do, or don’t do unless you’re the one getting a warning. 

You really got your little feelings hurt when I told you to stop being a troll, didn’t you? Now that’s really entertaining!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Let me see if I've got this straight:

Here we have a C-rated stats geek who says he runs numbers about "statistical anomalies" (i.e. he really just copied and pasted them from Twitter) about Trump's historic election LOSS in his free time; who is so sensitive that he has stated he's blocked me because my nickname for FSG as "Slappy" is just too much for him to bear.  Being the internet tough guy he is, he has now offered to meet me publicly and has threatened physical violence in doing so.  Because he is a Trumper, I'm sure that is not a CoC violation though, right Mod?  LMAO!  Man, this message board has become a PURE source of entertainment for me... I love this place!

When someone gets an official warning on here, no one ever knows about it unless the recipient themselves talks about it. So you’d never know what we do, or don’t do unless you’re the one getting a warning. 

You really got your little feelings hurt when I told you to stop being a troll, didn’t you? Now that’s really entertaining!

No.  On the contrary, I just love all these interactions!  Pure entertainment!  Thanks for having me!

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This is a results-oriented business.  There are no trophies or titles given for "moral victories" or for "winning the draft".  Our record with DC is 37-86.  6-10 is our 2nd best season in 8 years of Caldwell leadership.  These are the FACTS.

I'll show up to that, but if he says slappy in real life conversation, I'm throwing down.

Let me see if I've got this straight:

Here we have a C-rated stats geek who says he runs numbers about "statistical anomalies" (i.e. he really just copied and pasted them from Twitter) about Trump's historic election LOSS in his free time; who is so sensitive that he has stated he's blocked me because my nickname for FSG as "Slappy" is just too much for him to bear.  Being the internet tough guy he is, he has now offered to meet me publicly and has threatened physical violence in doing so.  Because he is a Trumper, I'm sure that is not a CoC violation though, right Mod?  LMAO!  Man, this message board has become a PURE source of entertainment for me... I love this place!

No, no, he just meant he's going to challenge you to a cook-off like Bobby Flay.  Maybe with hotdogs?

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My fellow southpaw Mark Brunell will probably always be my favorite Jaguar.

Let me see if I've got this straight:

Here we have a C-rated stats geek who says he runs numbers about "statistical anomalies" (i.e. he really just copied and pasted them from Twitter) about Trump's historic election LOSS in his free time; who is so sensitive that he has stated he's blocked me because my nickname for FSG as "Slappy" is just too much for him to bear.  Being the internet tough guy he is, he has now offered to meet me publicly and has threatened physical violence in doing so.  Because he is a Trumper, I'm sure that is not a CoC violation though, right Mod?  LMAO!  Man, this message board has become a PURE source of entertainment for me... I love this place!

No, no, he just meant he's going to challenge you to a cook-off like Bobby Flay.  Maybe with hotdogs?

I see! I'm a relative Newbie to the board, so thanks for the clarification.  He better back off or I'll whip up some mean smoked ribs for him!

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This is a results-oriented business.  There are no trophies or titles given for "moral victories" or for "winning the draft".  Our record with DC is 37-86.  6-10 is our 2nd best season in 8 years of Caldwell leadership.  These are the FACTS.

Is there a hot dog cart in Neptune Beach?

No, but we have an empty K-mart.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

I'll show up to that, but if he says slappy in real life conversation, I'm throwing down.

You can also confirm that he is the same guy you met.

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Is there a hot dog cart in Neptune Beach?

To the Wayback Machine!

Finally, I'm one of the old [BLEEP] of the board!

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I'll show up to that, but if he says slappy in real life conversation, I'm throwing down.

You can also confirm that he is the same guy you met.

Lol, had the same thought, my friend.

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To the Wayback Machine!

Finally, I'm one of the old [BLEEP] of the board!

Making a brief appearance simply to comment on one of the lone bright spots I've seen on here since my departure earlier this year. Top notch nostalgia posting, fellas. I even remember the instigator's handle (LEFTWICH4MVP)

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I'll play you in ping pong. 

Finally, I'm one of the old [BLEEP] of the board!

Making a brief appearance simply to comment on one of the lone bright spots I've seen on here since my departure earlier this year. Top notch nostalgia posting, fellas. I even remember the instigator's handle (LEFTWICH4MVP)

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