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Cows escape from Los Angeles-area slaughterhouse, lead police on chase

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06-23-2021, 04:39 AM

Moo.......

Cows escape from Los Angeles-area slaughterhouse, lead police on chase

A herd of cows led sheriff's deputies on a chase through a city in southeastern Los Angeles County on Tuesday evening after escaping from a slaughterhouse, according to reports.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/cows-escape-l...e-on-chase
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06-23-2021, 08:24 AM

(06-23-2021, 04:39 AM)The Drifter Wrote: Moo.......

Cows escape from Los Angeles-area slaughterhouse, lead police on chase

A herd of cows led sheriff's deputies on a chase through a city in southeastern Los Angeles County on Tuesday evening after escaping from a slaughterhouse, according to reports.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/cows-escape-l...e-on-chase

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06-23-2021, 08:34 AM (This post was last modified: 06-23-2021, 08:35 AM by RicoTx.)

Herd immunity?

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07-02-2021, 08:34 PM

Fake news.  This story is just a bunch of bull.
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07-03-2021, 09:54 AM

I always thought Elmer should've been replaced by Mr. Ed.
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07-03-2021, 10:16 AM

Sounds like they need to beef up the bovine security. Seriously, it's easy to laugh but this is high steaks for the heifers. I bet the udder chaos from the chase will become legen-dairy.
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07-03-2021, 02:54 PM

(07-03-2021, 10:16 AM)MarleyJag Wrote: Sounds like they need to beef up the bovine security. It certainly didn't look well-done. Seriously, it's easy to laugh but this is high steaks for the heifers. Time for them to freshen up their act (You need to know something about cattle to get this one.) I bet the udder chaos from the chase will become legen-dairy.  Angus and chuck are still missing.
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07-03-2021, 03:57 PM

You guys have really butchered this story.
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07-03-2021, 05:00 PM

(07-03-2021, 03:57 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: You guys have really butchered this story.

Are you dragging us over the coals for this?
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07-03-2021, 10:01 PM

Reminds me of my truckin days.. Always seein heffers on the highway or bovine on the boulevard..


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07-03-2021, 10:03 PM

(07-03-2021, 10:01 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: Reminds me of my truckin days.. Always seein heffers on the highway or bovine on the boulevard..

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