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Florida sheriff looking to return $2 Million in marijuana to rightful owner

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Florida sheriff looking to return $2 Million in marijuana to rightful owner: 'Very least we can do'

Sheriff Wayne Ivey has a history of using social media in a humorous way

A Florida sheriff has advertised on social media some 700 pounds of marijuana that authorities wanted to "return" to its rightful owner. 

The tongue-in-cheek post on Facebook by the Brevard County Sheriff's office argued the office was just trying to "do the right thing." 

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-sheri...-marijuana
Me sarcastic? No couldn't be. I am much too dim witted to grasp the quaint subtleties of such potent mockery!!!
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Future headlines:

"Unidentified man comes forward, claims 600 pounds of marijuana as his own."

"Police arrest recent marijuana claimant, 500 pounds confiscated in large drug bust."

"Local detectives deliver 400 pounds of confiscated marijuana to evidence locker."

"Prosecution rests in case against man in possession of 300 pounds of marijuana."
“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

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I like his sense of humor.
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