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Circumcision Rage Leads To Florida Bust

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#1
05-05-2022, 09:21 PM

Circumcision Rage Leads To Florida Bust

Police: Defendant, 28, erupted over the most unkindest cut of all

MAY 5--In TSG's illustrious 25-year history, we have not previously seen anyone arrested for circumcision rage.  

Until today.

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05-05-2022, 10:10 PM

This needs to be a South Park episode


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05-06-2022, 01:32 AM

He woke his boyfriend up at 5am yelling about uncut junk…what the hell was he dreaming about??? Laughing
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05-06-2022, 09:59 AM

(05-06-2022, 01:32 AM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: He woke his boyfriend up at 5am yelling about uncut junk…what the hell was he dreaming about??? Laughing

It doesn't take Freud to interpret being chased by an Anaconda in a turtleneck.
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05-06-2022, 11:49 AM

(05-06-2022, 09:59 AM)flsprtsgod Wrote:
(05-06-2022, 01:32 AM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: He woke his boyfriend up at 5am yelling about uncut junk…what the hell was he dreaming about??? Laughing

It doesn't take Freud to interpret being chased by an Anaconda in a turtleneck.

Apparently he wanted to be chased by it! Ninja
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05-06-2022, 01:14 PM

My anaconda don't want none unless it got buns, hun..


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05-06-2022, 02:53 PM

I'm sure this is a common problem in the LGBTQ+ community. Who wants it looking like it has half a condom on anyway? Puts a cramp in their lifestyle.
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05-07-2022, 06:58 PM

(05-06-2022, 01:14 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: My anaconda don't want none unless it got buns, hun..

Stealing from the song and the theme of the thread

“Oh, rump ‘ oh smooth skin”. Needs to be added in here somewhere.
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