A girl once propositioned me while I in college. I told her I would rather stick my penis in a fire ants nest after putting honey on it than go back to her place.







Still feel the sting of her slap even today...

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#Jags4Life

Tar Heel Jags Fan

I have one for you all that a huge insult. I had a girlfriend i thought when i was 12 years old,a 2 year old beat me in a rollar skateing race, and the girl dumped me for the 2 year old.

Its very possbille to rollar skate at 2,i was swimming, and skateing myself when i was 2.  I think the guy who beat me in the race must of been skateing since he was able to walk.

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snowwolf titans owner in madden.

note titans owner means im undeafted againest them. 

Yo mamma so fat they take your family picture from outer space.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Yo momma so dirty she went swimmin in the ocean and left a ring.

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If ugly was bricks, yo momma would be a housing project.

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I have one for you all that a huge insult. I had a girlfriend i thought when i was 12 years old,a 2 year old beat me in a rollar skateing race, and the girl dumped me for the 2 year old.

Its very possbille to rollar skate at 2,i was swimming, and skateing myself when i was 2.  I think the guy who beat me in the race must of been skateing since he was able to walk.

I don't know whether to laugh, cry or what..

Maybe I'll revisit this tonight after a smoke..

Maybe eat more salmon?

Should I call 911?

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Just link the whole FMJ boot camp montage.

Ask and you shall receive.  What’s funny is, if I’m not mistaken, R. Lee ad libbed a good portion of his role.  

The actor who played the machine gunner in the helicopter scene was originally cast as Gunnery Sergeant Hartman. R. Lee Ermey took it from him.

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Ask and you shall receive.  What’s funny is, if I’m not mistaken, R. Lee ad libbed a good portion of his role.  

The actor who played the machine gunner in the helicopter scene was originally cast as Gunnery Sergeant Hartman. R. Lee Ermey took it from him.

One of the best shows on The History Channel..

Mail Call!

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I have one for you all that a huge insult. I had a girlfriend i thought when i was 12 years old,a 2 year old beat me in a rollar skateing race, and the girl dumped me for the 2 year old.

Its very possbille to rollar skate at 2,i was swimming, and skateing myself when i was 2.  I think the guy who beat me in the race must of been skateing since he was able to walk.

That's quite an insult but I think the OP actually was talking about verbal insults like, "Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes".

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I'm condescending. That means I talk down to you.

Yo mamma so fat her belt size is Equator.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato