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Missouri Man, 34, Stole Luxury Vibrators Worth More Than $1500

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04-13-2024, 02:57 PM

Expensive Toys!!!!!!!

Police: Missouri Man, 34, Stole Luxury Vibrators Worth More Than $1500

A Missouri man is facing a felony theft charge for allegedly swiping eight “luxury” vibrators from an adult toy store and then trying to fence them via Facebook Marketplace , according to court records.

https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/hus...ief-314069
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04-13-2024, 07:09 PM

What makes it “luxury”? Ninja
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04-13-2024, 09:31 PM

(04-13-2024, 07:09 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: What makes it “luxury”? Ninja

Gotta have something to do with ergonomics. On both ends.
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(04-13-2024, 07:09 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: What makes it “luxury”? Ninja

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(04-13-2024, 09:31 PM)NewJagsCity Wrote:
(04-13-2024, 07:09 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: What makes it “luxury”? Ninja

Gotta have something to do with ergonomics. On both ends.

You have experience with the double-ended models?
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