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stop with whole bortles kombat crap, its dumb,  let  media  give his nick name,  he will earn it 

enough with this crap 

Quote:I still like Warbortles the best

 

Bortles Kombat is literally the worst 

 

If you want to do something like that, Wartles would sound better. But nobody ever suggested Warbortles, at least not in this thread, and I hate it.

Here's the Theme....

 

 

Then BORTLES KOMBAAAAT!!!!!!

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn8KlZF5Jc8

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

of course, more bass is needed....  The PA should be able to fit that into the budget...  Then the BIG SCREENS show all the WRs catching bullets from BB5.  It would be EPIC!

Quote:Why is B2 Bomber dumb? Bomb is slang for a long touchdown pass like the 57-yarder to Marqise Lee in preseason. That was how somebody here came up with it.

 

I will never like Bortles Kombat for a guy who said he does not play the game Mortal Kombat.

 

 

 

I simply don't like it. It's long, and doesn't really work as a nickname in my opinion. Just is awkward to say.


Bortles Kombat was given to him in college and is still being used. I think that's going to stick, we don't need to give him another.

 

Though I'm officially on the Skeet BroBall bandwagon

I hate Skeet BroBall. It does not mean anything or represent part of his name.

 

How did he get the nickname Bortles Kombat, anyway?

Quote:I simply don't like it. It's long, and doesn't really work as a nickname in my opinion. Just is awkward to say.

Bortles Kombat was given to him in college and is still being used. I think that's going to stick, we don't need to give him another.

 

Though I'm officially on the Skeet BroBall bandwagon

 

Skeet BroBall is hilarious...  But does it play?  I think we all know the answer to that...

Quote:I hate Skeet BroBall. It does not mean anything or represent part of his name.

 

How did he get the nickname Bortles Kombat, anyway?

 

 

But..... Skeet BroBall IS his name!!

Quote:But..... Skeet BroBall IS his name!!

 

No it's not. His name is Blake Bortles. Nobody is going to unscramble Skeet BroBall to figure that out.

 

If you have to make up a silly anagram, try typing it backwards: Seltrob Ekalb.

Quote:No it's not. His name is Blake Bortles. Nobody is going to unscramble Skeet BroBall to figure that out.

 

If you have to make up a silly anagram, try typing it backwards: Seltrob Ekalb.

 

 

Skeet BroBall for MVP!

Quote:No it's not. His name is Blake Bortles. Nobody is going to unscramble Skeet BroBall to figure that out.

 

If you have to make up a silly anagram, try typing it backwards: Seltrob Ekalb.

 

Let's face it ya'll.   JW just schooled EVERYONE....   

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrTsuvykUZk

Sign me up for Skeet BroBall

Quote:Let's face it ya'll.   JW just schooled EVERYONE....   

 

Gary Old man is so bad. OMG!


On the other hand, Big Skeet is so good at BroBall. And Sugar Jaw Moan is so silly.

Bortles Kombat would only work without the S. Otherwise it's a failed wordplay that's reaching too hard.

Quote:Bortles Kombat would only work without the S. Otherwise it's a failed wordplay that's reaching too hard.

 

Apparently Bortles does not care because the nickname has already stuck.

Quote:Bortles Kombat would only work without the S. Otherwise it's a failed wordplay that's reaching too hard.

How do people not understand this?

Blake Bortles is......Grandmaster B 

Quote:How do people not understand this?

 

I guess people are too lazy to make up a better one that actually fits him.

Quote:I guess people are too lazy to make up a better one that actually fits him.

 

I keep having this image in my head of James Brown saying Skeet BroBall with a slightly confused look on his face.

Quote:Blake the Snake is still my favorite, because of the tongue thing he does. If you ask me, it's the only nickname he had earned so far.

 

He needs to dye the tongue teal, at least on game days.  He's out of uniform!