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Quote:Big Daddy Brunell went bankrupt, remember? Tongue



Not all pageant participants have ex NFL players as fathers.
I didn't realize he went bankrupt.. That's crazy.
Quote:I didn't realize he went bankrupt.. That's crazy.
 

He landed on Boardwalk and it was owned.. 
Quote:I didn't realize he went bankrupt.. That's crazy.



He joined up with some other investors and when the bottom fell out I think he kind of cover everything...at least that's my understanding of it...I'm sure others on here know what's what about it.
Quote:Big Daddy Brunell went bankrupt, remember? Tongue



Not all pageant participants have ex NFL players as fathers.
 

True but it seems like rich people always have ways in getting rich again. 
Quote:True but it seems like rich people always have ways in getting rich again.


Very true
Well he's still hanging around and making money. He's on ESPN making stupid London comments, he's always on tv pimpin Duval Ford.. I'm sure he's making a paycheck..
Quote:Well he's still hanging around and making money. He's on ESPN making stupid London comments, he's always on tv pimpin Duval Ford.. I'm sure he's making a paycheck..


Oh yeah. I'd forgotten about that.
Quote:I didn't realize he went bankrupt.. That's crazy.
His business was going under and he put his personal money into it. So not only did the business go bust, he did personally as well.
Quote:He joined up with some other investors and when the bottom fell out I think he kind of cover everything...at least that's my understanding of it...I'm sure others on here know what's what about it.
 

Yup.  He had a real estate venture he got involved with, and in the end, he was left holding the bag.  It cost him pretty much everything, and this was a guy who made what?  $100 million in his career?  He never seemed to live beyond his means.  He lost his money the old fashioned way.  He invested it.
Quote:I dunno....why do we still have competitive eating contests?...much dumber, and an shameful waste of food. 
 

The beauty contestants make up for the wasted food by not eating any.
Quote:Decent body but the face isn't THAT good.


IT's something I've noticed with most beauty queens. Rocking body but a face that gives me the creep. It's the Stepford Smile most have that resides squarely in the Uncanny Valley.
Quote:IT's something I've noticed with most beauty queens. Rocking body but a face that gives me the creep. It's the Stepford Smile most have that resides squarely in the Uncanny Valley.



Have you ever tried to hold a bright smile of your face for that long? By the end of the night your cheeks are quivering and about to start cramping up on you!!! It's hard to look natural when you smile that much!! Especially with Vaseline on your teeth and glue on your butt!!!
Quote:Have you ever tried to hold a bright smile of your face for that long? By the end of the night your cheeks are quivering and about to start cramping up on you!!! It's hard to look natural when you smile that much!! Especially with Vaseline on your teeth and glue on your butt!!!
 

So basically, what your saying is.. Beauty pageant contestants must do some mouth strengthening techniques.. 
Quote:IT's something I've noticed with most beauty queens. Rocking body but a face that gives me the creep. It's the Stepford Smile most have that resides squarely in the Uncanny Valley.
 

They don't look real, they look like some man's fantasy of the unnaturally ideal woman. Like June Cleaver at age 21.
Quote:So basically, what your saying is.. Beauty pageant contestants must do some mouth strengthening techniques.. 
Easy does it, sailor. 
Quote:Easy does it, sailor. 
 

Smiling over and over can strengthen the cheek muscles. Gotta feel the burn..  
Quote:Have you ever tried to hold a bright smile of your face for that long? By the end of the night your cheeks are quivering and about to start cramping up on you!!! It's hard to look natural when you smile that much!! Especially with Vaseline on your teeth and glue on your butt!!!
 

Pray tell, Ms. Bunnie...
Quote:Have you ever tried to hold a bright smile of your face for that long? By the end of the night your cheeks are quivering and about to start cramping up on you!!! It's hard to look natural when you smile that much!! Especially with Vaseline on your teeth and glue on your butt!!!
 

Better than the other way around...
Quote:Better than the other way around...
 

Good point.
I've actually heard that some contestants even go as far as using cloth tape, to give the rear end a lift.. 

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