Haven't read the posts yet so sorry if the obvious has already been stated...
...but is miss Alabama really all that much of an accomplishment? Last years miss Alabama had two teeth missing and her talent was spitting her dip in a zephyr hills bottle from 5 feet away.
Quote:Have you ever tried to hold a bright smile of your face for that long? By the end of the night your cheeks are quivering and about to start cramping up on you!!! It's hard to look natural when you smile that much!! Especially with Vaseline on your teeth and glue on your butt!!!
Speaking from experience? Where are the 50+ pageants held in Jacksonville? I need a date.
Quote:Haven't read the posts yet so sorry if the obvious has already been stated...
...but is miss Alabama really all that much of an accomplishment? Last years miss Alabama had two teeth missing and her talent was spitting her dip in a zephyr hills bottle from 5 feet away.
I was thinking along the same lines. I wouldn't think it would be difficult for someone to win an Alabama pageant. Unless maybe they were from West Virginia.
Have you guys ever been to a football game in which one of the contestants were Alabama or Auburn? I have seen some stunning woman when those teams fans visited Florida Field, but they looked real, not some fixed smile Barbie doll.
Quote:Pray tell, Ms. Bunnie...
Vaseline keeps your lips from sticking to your teeth while you're doing all that smiling and the spray glue keeps the back of your bathing suit from riding up as you walk across the stage in heels. Neither is very fun...trust me!!!!
Quote:Speaking from experience? Where are the 50+ pageants held in Jacksonville? I need a date.
Sorry...American women like their men to look like actual men. I'm sure you understand.
Quote:It works for me.
And doubles as a hair removal treatment! :yes:
Quote:Vaseline keeps your lips from sticking to your teeth while you're doing all that smiling and the spray glue keeps the back of your bathing suit from riding up as you walk across the stage in heels. Neither is very fun...trust me!!!!
Somebody speaks from experience. Never meant to offend, if I did, bunnie.
Quote:Vaseline keeps your lips from sticking to your teeth while you're doing all that smiling and the spray glue keeps the back of your bathing suit from riding up as you walk across the stage in heels. Neither is very fun...trust me!!!!
I understand that. I was just wondering how you knew these things. It's self-explanatory, I guess.
Quote:Pretty much! :yes:
I gotta get one of those jobs applying the hair spray.
Quote:I gotta get one of those jobs applying the hair spray.
Every watch Miss Congeniality? You can be the Michael Caine character!
Quote:Sorry...American women like their men to look like actual men. I'm sure you understand.
I don't have a comment, just testing the quote feature.. yeah.. That's it..
Quote:Every watch Miss Congeniality? You can be the Michael Caine character!
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"Miss Rhode Island, please describe your idea of a perfect date."
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"That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket."
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<p style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Verdana, Arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;">I love that movie. :thumbsup:
Quote:She's not that hot.
She didn't just win Playmate of the Year.
Quote:Sorry...American women like their men to look like actual men. I'm sure you understand.
I still seem to be having problems with my quote feature.. Is it working? I can't tell..