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He's not good at anything with these stats.  He should have been fired also.

 

  C/ATT YDS AVG TD INT SACKS QBR RTG Blake Bortles 12/28 92 3.3 0 1 2-9 12.9 36.6
 

 

Fire Bortles!  Hire .... Chad Henne?  :ermm:

I hope the OP wasn't expecting serious answers.

•Throwing on the Run

•Running

•Tough

Sadly that's pretty much it...


Dude desperately needs help mechanically, and an O coordinator who can train him in correct repetitions over time.


Last year he didn't have a running game, so I'm skeptical that we really need a HB. We need a G for sure. But as far as I'm concerned he has the pieces to be successful. Perhaps it's the system or perhaps he's just lost his confidence

Beer pong and pit stains

Sadly, Bottles doesn't care about getting better.

Quote:Sadly, Bottles doesn't care about getting better.

I'm starting to think you may be right about that, he clearly thought he didn't need to spend the time to get better this last offseason.

Quote:I'm starting to think you may be right about that, he clearly thought he didn't need to spend the time to get better this last offseason.

He said he was going to start working on it as soon as he finishes his beer.

Quote:He said he was going to start working on it as soon as he finishes his beer.

 

Unfortunately, this is the beer:

 

Quote:He said he was going to start working on it as soon as he finishes his beer.

So what your telling me is he's a natural at throwing back a cold one.

Quote:Unfortunately, this is the beer:

Well played sir, well played.

Quote:Honestly that's what I was thinking on that sack towards the end of today's game.  But that is pretty uncharacteristic for Bortles.

Honestly, nothing about that sack reminded me of Gabbert. Gabbert would have folded like an accordion the moment there was pressure. Bortles tried to fight through it. His version of panic was a bit of frantic scrambling, and still attempting to toss the ball down field as he was being brought down. Gabbert's version was "there's a defender within 5 yards of me time to assume the fetal position.

Premature balding


Giving the ball to the opposing team


Temper tantrums after bad plays


Not making good decisions


Locking on to recievers


Taking sacks and bad times

Quick change from helmet to ball cap on the sidelines.  He has Superman to Clark Kent speed.

Three and outs....he's gotten great at that.

He is probably better at basketball.

I bet he's awesome at beer pong

Inaccurate passes

 

Passes behind the 1st down marker, especially on 3rd down

 

Losing football games, even with a 4th quarter lead.

Bortles will have a drink in honor of Gus Bradley's departure. No make that two drinks.

 

Ok, one tequila shot for each one of Gus Bradley's losses

When my son and I play catch in the front yard and one of us throws a duck, we call it a Blake, it's that bad.