A china man goes up to his wife and says
I want a 69
She looks at him and says
Its past 10 O clock at night, why you want a beef with broccoli ?
Haha yeah, that was pretty terrible.
How do you [BAD WORD REMOVED] your girlfriend off during sex?
Call her on the phone.
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okay, or... how do you "pee" your girlfriend off... stupid [BLEEP] [BLEEP]
yall so lame.
let me guess
yall so pc
Quote:Haha yeah, that was pretty terrible.
How do you [BAD WORD REMOVED] your girlfriend off during sex?
Call her on the phone.
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okay, or... how do you "pee" your girlfriend off... stupid [BAD WORD REMOVED] [BAD WORD REMOVED]
manpurse ,lol
let me guess
first name Ben
last name Dover
Jokes don't have the same impact in text. Half of the joke is the delivery impossible to do in text.
Quote:Jokes don't have the same impact in text. Half of the joke is the delivery impossible to do in text.
i agree
at work they ltfao
bad idea i guess
All the good jokes will get censored.
I got to say, I'm not sure if I get your joke ibjagged. I think I might... and then no.
Quote:All the good jokes will get censored.
yep
hypocritacal haters gonna hate
For the older guys...
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that came out of the gas tank ignited, severely burning her hands.
But it also lit up her arm, too!
Instead of rolling on the ground to put it out, she panicked. She took off running down the street.
A police car was at the intersection where it happened and he tried to stop her to put out her arm, but she just kept running and screaming. All the officer could think of doing was to shoot her in the knee. This took everyone by surprise. The officer ran over to her and put the fire out, then called for an ambulance.
When questioned about his course of action to stop her, the officer said, "My only thought was to stop her. After all, she was waving a fire-arm."
If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
Hey..I've got some warnings hangin on my repitoire....best I can do
Saw this on a buddy's facebook wonder if it's funny without the picture?
All things are made in China,
Except Babies
they're made in,
VaChina!
A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Wyoming, and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."
The old rancher says, "Okay, but do not go in that field over there" as he points out the location.
The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me. Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the farmer. See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"
The old rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life, chased close behind by the rancher's prize bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get horned before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified.
The old rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs. "Your badge! Show him your badge!"
Yo mama is so old that I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Quote:For the older guys...
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
LOL
What's the difference between an onion and a prostitute?
I've never cried in the middle of cutting up an onion...
<i>HURRRRRRRRRRR</i>
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hahaaaaa I [BAD WORD REMOVED] it up at first
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or, maybe not? Idk, maybe it works either way? I'm obsessing over this now, because this is pertinent business dammit.