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Mile Marker 420 Becomes 419.99 to Thwart Thieves

 

Colorado officials think a difference of one-hundredth of a mile will be enough to stop thieves from stealing the mile marker 420 sign along Interstate 70.

Amy Ford of the Colorado Department of Transportation says the "MILE 420" sign near Stratton was stolen for the last time sometime in the last year, and officials replaced it with a sign that says "MILE 419.99."

 

http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/mi...s-21495213

 

 

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If I were the type to steal a road sign because it read "420," I'm pretty sure "419.99" would be in my sights as well. But alas, I am not.


I did steal a "Hunter Thompson rd" sign once when I was 20, but... Who wouldn't?
Buzz kill.  

I wouldn't steal a 420 mile marker. I would steal a 419.99 mile marker.

Quote:I wouldn't steal a 420 mile marker. I would steal a 419.99 mile marker.
 

Or run it over.  Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

 

Tongue
Quote:I wouldn't steal a 420 mile marker. I would steal a 419.99 mile marker.
exactly

 

Headline should read "Epic Fail in Outsmarting Stoners by Colorado Officials" 
Quote:exactly

 

Headline should read "Epic Fail in Outsmarting Stoners by Colorado Officials" 
 

Yep.  The most unique mile marker in the country.  Nobody wants that!
Quote:Yep.  The most unique mile marker in the country.  Nobody wants that!



Yeah...you've just opened up yourself to a whole new set of thieves!!
I used to work the town.. I've made my own personal street signs.. Didn't need to steal em Wink
Quote:I used to work the town.. I've made my own personal street signs.. Didn't need to steal em Wink
 

What's to steal? I'm willing to bet there is no WingerDinger Road anywhere.
Quote:What's to steal? I'm willing to bet there is no WingerDinger Road anywhere.


You're right.. There isn't.. But there's a Jaguars Way, Boobville Terr, Freakville Ave and a White Zombie Ln.
Quote:You're right.. There isn't.. But there's a Jaguars Way, Boobville Terr, Freakville Ave and a White Zombie Ln.


Boobville??? Roflmbo!!!
Quote:Boobville??? Roflmbo!!!
You want to roll on the floor laughing, while doing the limbo?!?!
Quote:You want to roll on the floor laughing, while doing the limbo?!?!




That would be ROFLWDTL...
Quote:You want to roll on the floor laughing, while doing the limbo?!?!


I can make it rain if she does..
Quote:I can make it rain if she does..


You have a rain dance?
Quote:You have a rain dance?


Yup :yes:
Quote:Yup :yes:


I think you're trying to trick the bunny!! Tongue
Quote:I wouldn't steal a 420 mile marker. I would steal must own a 419.99 mile marker.
 

I made some adjustments to reflect my own, personal views.