Police: No beer led to ceramic squirrel stabbing
NORTH CHARLESTON, S.C. (AP) - South Carolina authorities say a 44-year-old woman angry at a man for returning home without beer on Christmas beat and stabbed him with a ceramic squirrel.
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Let us learn a lesson from this horrific event. No alcohol on holidays could lead to a squirrel stabbing or a fake flamingo drubbing.. Please be considerate of others and purchase the alcohol in advanced to avoid these catastrophes.
I hear the ceramic squirrel has been used as a weapon for years. Nice to see it make a comeback
Let them eat cake have beer.
She was going on her second day without beer. I don't see a problem here.
If she had only registered the squirrel. Then this never would have happened.
I have a concealed squirrel permit...and I ain't afraid to use it!!!
Quote:I have a concealed squirrel permit...and I ain't afraid to use it!!!
Does that permit come complete with nuts?
Quote:Does that permit come complete with nuts?
No silly...I'm a girl! I don't have nuts!! :teehee:
Quote:No silly...I'm a girl! I don't have nuts!! :teehee:
Wow.. Mind in the gutter much?
Quote:Wow.. Mind in the gutter much?
Watch it...I'll use my squirrel on you!!!
Quote:Watch it...I'll use my squirrel on you!!!
Tryin to kill me eh?
That line forms to the left..
Gotta watch out for those random gnome encounters. Garden gnome attacks are on the rise in America.