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Police: No beer led to ceramic squirrel stabbing

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12-28-2013, 04:43 PM


Police: No beer led to ceramic squirrel stabbing


NORTH CHARLESTON, S.C. (AP) - South Carolina authorities say a 44-year-old woman angry at a man for returning home without beer on Christmas beat and stabbed him with a ceramic squirrel.
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Wants to join the "cereal box" dating service. I've dated enough flakes and nuts...all I want is the prize now.
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12-28-2013, 04:56 PM

Let us learn a lesson from this horrific event. No alcohol on holidays could lead to a squirrel stabbing or a fake flamingo drubbing.. Please be considerate of others and purchase the alcohol in advanced to avoid these catastrophes.
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12-28-2013, 05:13 PM (This post was last modified: 12-28-2013, 05:13 PM by roycee.)

I hear the ceramic squirrel has been used as a weapon for years. Nice to see it make a comeback

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12-28-2013, 05:13 PM

Let them eat cake have beer.

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12-28-2013, 05:19 PM

She was going on her second day without beer.  I don't see a problem here.  

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12-28-2013, 05:48 PM

If she had only registered the squirrel. Then this never would have happened. Wink

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12-28-2013, 11:03 PM

I have a concealed squirrel permit...and I ain't afraid to use it!!!
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12-28-2013, 11:04 PM

Quote:I have a concealed squirrel permit...and I ain't afraid to use it!!!


Does that permit come complete with nuts?
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12-28-2013, 11:09 PM

Quote:Does that permit come complete with nuts?




No silly...I'm a girl! I don't have nuts!! :teehee:
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12-29-2013, 12:45 AM

Quote:No silly...I'm a girl! I don't have nuts!! :teehee:
 

Wow.. Mind in the gutter much?
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12-29-2013, 12:54 AM

Quote:Wow.. Mind in the gutter much?




Watch it...I'll use my squirrel on you!!!
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12-29-2013, 12:56 AM

Quote:Watch it...I'll use my squirrel on you!!!
 

Tryin to kill me eh?

 

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12-29-2013, 01:00 AM

Gotta watch out for those random gnome encounters.  Garden gnome attacks are on the rise in America.

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