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Blaine Gabbert?

 

Didn't he used to play football?

Quote:I told him I thought PS4 was for losers and he smiled. 
The PS4 is not for losers.  :angry:
Quote:He had a cart loaded with snacks, a new 60 inch 1080p HDTV, and a whole box of PS4 games (He must have some sort of hookup). I asked him why he had this stuff and he told he was obviously getting ready for the PS4 launch. I told him I thought PS4 was for losers and he smiled. He said while he has been on the bench he has had a lot of time to think about life. He wants things to slow down for him so he can be ready to compete for the starting QB job next year. He says mentally he is about 87% ready and about 102% physically (his numbers not mine). Anyway, he was real friendly and signed a pair of socks I had in my cart. I told him I would cheering for him in the inevitable battle with Teddy Bridgewater and he looked visibly angry. That's when he took a 10 lb container of cheesy puffs and threw it 70 yards into the frozen aisle. There is still a lot of fire in this kid. While he is playing his next gen games early and staying warm on the bench....you better believe Blaine has a plan to make himself relevant again. He's got the fire....
Not sure why you and Swaguars continue to devote your time to posting about our backup qb, over and over again (Maybe Blaine is the reason you call yourself solid snake?)? And PS4 is for losers? Sounds like someone's still butthurt about Nintendo stopping production on the Wii last week?

I saw Gene Smiff two years ago in Hooters and told him i was the holder for my high school. He said he would consider me in the 3rd round. Darn you, Anger
Quote:The PS4 is not for losers.  :angry:
 

 

"L"

Gabbert starter....seen at Nordstrom, Gucci

Gabbert benched....Sams Club
You sure he didn't dump the cheesy puffs off to Will Tau'ofo'ou? 

I saw Gabbert at the tebow rally a few months ago.
I saw Gabbert at the Hair Cuttery in Neptune Beach. We were both waiting for a chair. He said "I never should'a cut my locks Bra, it was, like, my power force, ya know? Now I'm worse than Chad "Chuckles" Henne and have no shot to win the Heisman this year. 2 guard all over and don't hold back."

 

I was like "Braaaaaah...the Heism---  nah, just forget it."

 

Then I got my hair cut and all was right with the world.

 

That was July 2011, and he ain't been right since.

Jokes on you, Sams only sales 40 lb barrels of cheesy puffs. 

Quote:Where it was intercepted by a Publix employee and returned for a touchdown.

Ahhhhhhh hahahahaha.........nice
Quote:He had a cart loaded with snacks, a new 60 inch 1080p HDTV, and a whole box of PS4 games (He must have some sort of hookup). I asked him why he had this stuff and he told he was obviously getting ready for the PS4 launch. I told him I thought PS4 was for losers and he smiled. He said while he has been on the bench he has had a lot of time to think about life. He wants things to slow down for him so he can be ready to compete for the starting QB job next year. He says mentally he is about 87% ready and about 102% physically (his numbers not mine). Anyway, he was real friendly and signed a pair of socks I had in my cart. I told him I would cheering for him in the inevitable battle with Teddy Bridgewater and he looked visibly angry. That's when he took a 10 lb container of cheesy puffs and threw it 70 yards into the frozen aisle. There is still a lot of fire in this kid. While he is playing his next gen games early and staying warm on the bench....you better believe Blaine has a plan to make himself relevant again. He's got the fire....
Well done, thanks for a good laugh. Thanks too to the guy who protested that PS4 wasn't for losers, almost an equally funny comment.
I saw Matt Jones at Walmart. I had a nice chat with him as he rung up my items. 

Quote:I saw Matt Jones at Walmart. I had a nice chat with him as he rung up my items. 
You didn't let him hold your credit card right?

Quote:The PS4 is not for losers. :angry:


Yes it is. And so is the Xbone and the 360 and the PS3. In fact, anything that isn't the PC Master Race is for losers.
Muh PC mustard race.


Nah, I agree.
Quote:Yes it is. And so is the Xbone and the 360 and the PS3. In fact, anything that isn't the PC Master Race is for losers.
 

QFT
Quote:Yes it is. And so is the Xbone and the 360 and the PS3. In fact, anything that isn't the PC Master Race is for losers.
Only losers play video games on a computer.... NERD!
Quote:Yes it is. And so is the Xbone and the 360 and the PS3. In fact, anything that isn't the PC Master Race is for losers.
But but but... I play on the PC too. So I'm half a loser?  Sad
I only play on the computer but I am thinking about buying eithe the xbox1 or the ps4 for my family why is that wrong?

You are only a loser if you dont win, you know like the Jaguars franchise.

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