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:thumbsup:  This thread is full of "It".  More like this one. 

I saw Blaine Gabbert.

I embarrassingly must admit I was there also..while everyone was soaking up Sunny I was busy trying to flirt with a hot Japanese MILF...I threw down a real chill "ohio guzimos"  that definitely caught her attention...thinking this was progress I offered her my complimentary sausage ball and Ritz cracker which she ignored  with a peppering of disdain. She immediately noticed Sunny's commotion as the cheesy poofs clanked and rattled finally resting a few feet from us and she headed his way with purpose...all I could do was stare a hole into those short shorts, high heels and way too small t-shirt as she walked away, you know, the kind of shopping ensemble that makes a girl upset when you look at her even though she specifically picked out the garb to be stared at, panty lines and all.

 

Rejected and depression struck I head over to the junk food section where I pick up two large boxes of chewy chocolate granola bars then head home to eat my dissatisfaction away. Four hours and 14 granola bars later I sat upon the toilet begging for bowel mercy. This is when I realized I should have gotten the cheesy poofs...darn those good looking quarterbacks...they always get the girl...

Quote:I embarrassingly must admit I was there also..while everyone was soaking up Sunny I was busy trying to flirt with a hot Japanese MILF...I threw down a real chill "ohio guzimos"  that definitely caught her attention...thinking this was progress I offered her my complimentary sausage ball and Ritz cracker which she ignored  with a peppering of disdain. She immediately noticed Sunny's commotion as the cheesy poofs clanked and rattled finally resting a few feet from us and she headed his way with purpose...all I could do was stare a hole into those short shorts, high heels and way too small t-shirt as she walked away, you know, the kind of shopping ensemble that makes a girl upset when you look at her even though she specifically picked out the garb to be stared at, panty lines and all.

 

Rejected and depression struck I head over to the junk food section where I pick up two large boxes of chewy chocolate granola bars then head home to eat my dissatisfaction away. Four hours and 14 granola bars later I sat upon the toilet begging for bowel mercy. This is when I realized I should have gotten the cheesy poofs...darn those good looking quarterbacks...they always get the girl...

 

Dont let DF find out about this post.....

This thread is just like the, "I saw Jerry Porter at Publix" thread. 

 

With one small exception. That one was funny. This one is just plain stupid.

Quote:Dont let DF find out about this post.....

 

why? Does he not like cheesy poofs? Or Granola bars?

Quote:This thread is just like the, "I saw Jerry Porter at Publix" thread. 

 

With one small exception. That one was funny. This one is just plain stupid.

I thought that was the point...

Was Blaine asking the manager if he had any boxes?

Quote:Was Blaine asking the manager if he had any boxes?

Quote:So how big is a 10 pound container of cheese puffs?

ABOUT 10 LBS

Blaine is not dumb... he's just not a good QB.

 

Sounds like he's getting ready to be fired.... most people stock up on supplies when they know it's about time to live w/o a paycheck... isn't that what the 2009 recession taught us..???

I found a quarter on the floor at Sam's once. I looked at it and thought, 'Oh look, a quarter.'


Then I picked it up.

Quote:I found a quarter on the floor at Sam's once. I looked at it and thought, 'Oh look, a quarter.'


Then I picked it up.

 

Doesn't sound plausible.

Quote:I found a quarter on the floor at Sam's once. I looked at it and thought, 'Oh look, a quarter.'


Then I picked it up.

 

That was mine. Why didn't you give the quarter back?

Quote:That was mine. Why didn't you give the quarter back?

I can settle this...what year was your quarter J War?

Quote:I can settle this...what year was your quarter J War?

I think it was mine actually. And it was '49 '50 '51 '52 '53 '54 quarter of mine. It was a '55 '56 '57...

Quote:I think it was mine actually. And it was '49 '50 '51 '52 '53 '54 quarter of mine. It was a '55 '56 '57...

Sounds like you have been doing your wholesale shopping in the bathroom next to the glory hole...

Quote:This thread is just like the, "I saw Jerry Porter at Publix" thread. 

 

With one small exception. That one was funny. This one is just plain stupid.

What was the Jerry Porter one like? And has anybody else on here really met any Jags players in person?  I once met Chris Hanson.

We can tell many stories about seeing BG. But have I told you guys about the third time I saw the Loch Ness monster?

Now I know this story is a bunch of Mike Mularky. Blaine has a personal assistant do his shopping for him. He spends multiple hours of the day watching game footage, throwing routes and memorizing the playbook. Can't you tell?

Quote:Now I know this story is a bunch of Mike Mularky. Blaine has a personal assistant do his shopping for him. He spends multiple hours of the day watching game footage, throwing routes and memorizing the playbook. Can't you tell?

No, no I can't.