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How do you keep Chris Johnson out of your yard sale?

 

Set up an end zone.

What's the first play in the tacks playbook?

 

The right to remain silent.

Quick! Sign Mike Adams!

Quote:What's the first play in the tacks playbook?

 

The right to remain silent.

 

Bravo!

1999.. all i'm sayin'

 

screw dem tacks

I hate the tacks they ruin a perfectly fine state.

I'll be happy if we try really hard.

Keith Bullock, Adam Jones, and Kenny Britt enter the strip club... who's paying?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The taxpayers.

Chris Johnson, Jake Locker, and Jeff Fisher (just cause I still hate him) Jump off the Empire State building at the same time, who hits the ground first?

 

 

 

 

 

Who cares..........

Quote:Good chance we will lose by 20+...again

Lose yea probably. By 20 nahhh

Quote:What's the first play in the tacks playbook?


The right to remain silent.

Lol literally

Quote:Chris Johnson, Jake Locker, and Jeff Fisher (just cause I still hate him) Jump off the Empire State building at the same time, who hits the ground first?

 

It's a trick question. Everyone knows none of them would hit the ground. The ground would hit them. And why? Because even the wonderful mother Earth hates the tacks.

Corny jokes ITT. Please stop.

24-13 Tacks

I picked Tennessee in my survivor pool.  Not a ton of choices this far in, but I doubt we win.  I can see our defense slowing them down at first but we probably won't be able to move the ball at all (like always).

How is a tacks touchdown like a free shot in basketball?


They both make you throw up.

They may be turds...but they've been in the bowl.

 

what do the tacks have in common with most men in Tennessee?

 

they all end up a yard short before they can score!

Quote:I've been calling this game a win for the Jaguars all along. I know it's looking even tougher to do so as of late, but they certainly have a chance if they can somehow stop CJ from running at will. Besides, MJD has gone for 70+ in three of his last four games, and might just get 100 for the first time this season. If the Jaguars hang tight and play physical with some real determination, this game can turn into an all out grudge match. I'm ready for a win, and there's no better time to get a win than against the stinkin' tacks.

Not happening, but good luck with that. Im sure you guys are dying to beat someone.