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Bear Steals a Family’s Subaru, Takes It for a Ride, and Poops Inside

Living in the backwoods of Colorado, you come to expect a few wild bear sightings every once and a while. What you don't expect, is for a big ol' bear to tiptoe into your driveway in the middle of the night, break into your car, relieve itself inside, and crash it into a mailbox, which is why a family was a bit startled to recently discover their Subaru ravaged in such a manner. 

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I don't think that will make a Subaru commercial.
(08-11-2017, 06:41 PM)FBT Wrote: [ -> ]I don't think that will make a Subaru commercial.

I've met a few Subaru drivers. I bet that bear had more brain power than most of them.
(08-11-2017, 06:58 PM)DragonFury Wrote: [ -> ]
(08-11-2017, 06:41 PM)FBT Wrote: [ -> ]I don't think that will make a Subaru commercial.

I've met a few Subaru drivers. I bet that bear had more brain power than most of them.

Well, he did crap in one, so there's that.  Probably drawn to the car because of the granola scent.
(08-11-2017, 07:00 PM)FBT Wrote: [ -> ]
(08-11-2017, 06:58 PM)DragonFury Wrote: [ -> ]I've met a few Subaru drivers. I bet that bear had more brain power than most of them.

Well, he did crap in one, so there's that.  Probably drawn to the car because of the granola scent.

I think the stereotypical Subaru might differ from the US to Europe.
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