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Bear Steals a Family’s Subaru, Takes It for a Ride, and Poops Inside

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08-11-2017, 03:45 PM

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Bear Steals a Family’s Subaru, Takes It for a Ride, and Poops Inside

Living in the backwoods of Colorado, you come to expect a few wild bear sightings every once and a while. What you don't expect, is for a big ol' bear to tiptoe into your driveway in the middle of the night, break into your car, relieve itself inside, and crash it into a mailbox, which is why a family was a bit startled to recently discover their Subaru ravaged in such a manner. 

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08-11-2017, 06:41 PM

I don't think that will make a Subaru commercial.
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08-11-2017, 06:58 PM

(08-11-2017, 06:41 PM)FBT Wrote: I don't think that will make a Subaru commercial.

I've met a few Subaru drivers. I bet that bear had more brain power than most of them.
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08-11-2017, 07:00 PM

(08-11-2017, 06:58 PM)DragonFury Wrote:
(08-11-2017, 06:41 PM)FBT Wrote: I don't think that will make a Subaru commercial.

I've met a few Subaru drivers. I bet that bear had more brain power than most of them.

Well, he did crap in one, so there's that.  Probably drawn to the car because of the granola scent.
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08-12-2017, 07:33 AM

(08-11-2017, 07:00 PM)FBT Wrote:
(08-11-2017, 06:58 PM)DragonFury Wrote: I've met a few Subaru drivers. I bet that bear had more brain power than most of them.

Well, he did crap in one, so there's that.  Probably drawn to the car because of the granola scent.

I think the stereotypical Subaru might differ from the US to Europe.
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