Quote:Let's put a lil shrimp on the barby.
They don't say shrimp down under. They say prawn.
Quote:Not if you have hopes of seeing her naked again any time soon...
There isn't a woman alive who can resist the charms of a mulleted Irish man.
OP should just move to Daytona. Seems like it never went out of style to a number of the locals there :teehee:
Quote:OP should just move to Daytona. Seems like it never went out of style to a number of the locals there :teehee:
Throw on some gold chains...and you're a stud!!
Quote:Throw on some gold chains...and you're a stud!!
Also, the IROC Camaro with T-Tops is a must-have for this season's cosmopolitan redneck.
And jorts and woman beater shirt.
Y'all know how to get to a woman's heart!!
Quote:Y'all know how to get to a woman's heart!!
I may even take out this chaw 'afore I get to kissin' you.
Quote:Y'all know how to get to a woman's heart!!
A woman's heart isn't the target.
Quote:I can only grow the party in the back part now.
Yikes!!!! that's even worse then the regular mullet.
Is there a special name for that look?
Quote:Yikes!!!! that's even worse then the regular mullet.
Is there a special name for that look?
Sad?
I'm picturing George Costanza with long hair.
Damn y'all go back to the jorts Everytime. I read these forms and say yeah I'm not that hick, I don't have a mullet I know that's hick. Yeah I'm not that hick oh damn it they said jorts, I got lots of those...
Quote:Damn y'all go back to the jorts Everytime. I read these forms and say yeah I'm not that hick, I don't have a mullet I know that's hick. Yeah I'm not that hick oh damn it they said jorts, I got lots of those...
Eric, we all know that your jorts are really just cutoffs. Big,
big difference.
Quote:Eric, we all know that your jorts are really just cutoffs. Big, big difference.
Whew had me in a panic
Those plaid shirts though...
Quote:Eric, we all know that your jorts are really just cutoffs. Big, big difference.
Isn't that what jorts are?
Quote:Isn't that what jorts are?
What a bunch of uncultured heathens I hang out with. No, jorts are hemmed and bought as short pants. Cutoffs start out their life as pants, then once the knees inevitable fail out of them, then they become cutoffs. A true sign of the frugal ruralite.
Quote:What a bunch of uncultured heathens I hang out with. No, jorts are hemmed and bought as short pants. Cutoffs start out their life as pants, then once the knees inevitable fail out of them, then they become cutoffs. A true sign of the frugal ruralite.
Ya learn something new everyday!