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Quote:Yikes!!!! that's even worse then the regular mullet.

 

Is there a special name for that look?

The Terry Bradshaw.

Lol Bradshaw...he just needs to go ahead and shave the sides and back too...Unfortunately, it's a lost cause Terry.

Quote:Lol Bradshaw...he just needs to go ahead and shave the sides and back too...Unfortunately, it's a lost cause Terry.

He's in the Hall of Fame...he can wear his hair any way he wants.

Quote:They don't say shrimp down under. They say prawn. 

 

That's because the two aren't exactly the same.

Mullet season is heating up here at home...not long now...

When it comes to mullets, there's only one man to style it on:

 

Oh my.....

The mullet is alive and well in Palatka

Quote:The mullet is alive and well in Palatka

As is every other poor decision made by mankind in the past 30 years.

Quote:Lol Bradshaw...he just needs to go ahead and shave the sides and back too...Unfortunately, it's a lost cause Terry.

 

 

Ya know? that's really hurtful to a guy that looks up to Terry's hair stature.

Quote:When it comes to mullets, there's only one man to style it on:

Another Joe Dirt movie?

Quote:Throw on some gold chains...and you're a stud!!

 

Add some jorts...and you're a florida gator!

Quote:Add some jorts...and you're a florida gator!

So you think gators are studs...that's cool! :thumbsup:

Quote:Its time to bring the mullet back to its glory days. It used to be a haircut of the people, loved and respected by all. Now its a shadow of its former self and seen as haircut solely for those of low intelligence and poor social standing.


I'm bringing the mullet back, who's with me on this noble crusade?

Your trying to bring back Jorts too aren't you?

Quote:Mississippi, the reason your state isn't last in most rankings. 

Ironically, despite being dead last in health, Mississippi is first in vaccine rate at 99.7%.  But that statement is still generally true.

Quote:Also, the IROC Camaro with T-Tops is a must-have for this season's cosmopolitan redneck.

Man, I loved my IROC, never did the Mullet. Of course I went to high school 15 years ago not 30.

Quote:What a bunch of uncultured heathens I hang out with. No, jorts are hemmed and bought as short pants. Cutoffs start out their life as pants, then once the knees inevitable fail out of them, then they become cutoffs. A true sign of the frugal ruralite.

What if your mom sewed the bottom of them jorts so they looked like them fancy hemmed 'jorts.'

 

This conversation had to goto jorts. There was no other outcome.

Quote:Your trying to bring back Jorts too aren't you?

Jorts are banned under the Irish constitution.

So is it only jorts if they're cutoffs? What if we bought them as jean shorts is that a jort?