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100-Year-Old Insists the Secret to a Long Life Is a Daily Pint of Guinness

For as long as humans have walked the Earth, people have searched for new ways to prolong their lives. Doctors today will tell you it's a combination of an active lifestyle and good genes that holds the true key to longevity. But what if the secret to long and healthy life is actually to throw back a tall glass of Guinness every day? Well, that's what a 100-year-old woman in the United Kingdom attributes to her still being alive and kicking and, frankly, we're not here to disagree. 

https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/10...e-guinness

And who are we to argue?

Yes.

I’ve front loaded a bit.

Man....I should live forever...

... and drinking 5 per day makes you relatively hot.

(05-14-2018, 09:39 AM)HURRICANE!!! Wrote: [ -> ]... and drinking 5 per day makes you relatively hot.

If she's only relatively hot now, she'd be a goddess after I'd had 5 pints of that.

Some things just make too much sense to bother arguing over.

(05-14-2018, 09:39 AM)HURRICANE!!! Wrote: [ -> ]... and drinking 5 per day makes you relatively hot.

Wowzers!

Guiness tastes like garbage.

Always felt like people drink it to say to people that they drink it. Cause they're so proud of drinking that piss flavored garbage.

There's a 118 year old living in Texas that drinks whiskey and smokes cigars all day on his porch.

(05-14-2018, 10:45 AM)NYC4jags Wrote: [ -> ]Some things just make too much sense to bother arguing over.

(05-16-2018, 12:40 PM)TrivialPursuit Wrote: [ -> ]Guiness tastes like garbage.

Always felt like people drink it to say to people that they drink it. Cause they're so proud of drinking that piss flavored garbage.

There's a 118 year old living in Texas that drinks whiskey and smokes cigars all day on his porch.

Some folks just don't understand now do they?