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100-Year-Old Insists the Secret to a Long Life Is a Daily Pint of Guinness

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05-12-2018, 02:44 PM

100-Year-Old Insists the Secret to a Long Life Is a Daily Pint of Guinness

For as long as humans have walked the Earth, people have searched for new ways to prolong their lives. Doctors today will tell you it's a combination of an active lifestyle and good genes that holds the true key to longevity. But what if the secret to long and healthy life is actually to throw back a tall glass of Guinness every day? Well, that's what a 100-year-old woman in the United Kingdom attributes to her still being alive and kicking and, frankly, we're not here to disagree. 

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05-12-2018, 02:53 PM

And who are we to argue?
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05-12-2018, 06:19 PM

Yes.
“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

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05-12-2018, 09:51 PM

I’ve front loaded a bit.
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05-14-2018, 07:57 AM

Man....I should live forever...
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05-14-2018, 09:39 AM (This post was last modified: 05-14-2018, 09:40 AM by HURRICANE!!!.)

... and drinking 5 per day makes you relatively hot.

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05-14-2018, 09:47 AM

(05-14-2018, 09:39 AM)HURRICANE!!! Wrote: ... and drinking 5 per day makes you relatively hot.

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If she's only relatively hot now, she'd be a goddess after I'd had 5 pints of that.
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05-14-2018, 10:45 AM

Some things just make too much sense to bother arguing over.
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05-16-2018, 12:17 PM

(05-14-2018, 09:39 AM)HURRICANE!!! Wrote: ... and drinking 5 per day makes you relatively hot.

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05-16-2018, 12:40 PM

Guiness tastes like garbage.

Always felt like people drink it to say to people that they drink it. Cause they're so proud of drinking that piss flavored garbage.

There's a 118 year old living in Texas that drinks whiskey and smokes cigars all day on his porch.
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05-16-2018, 05:26 PM

(05-14-2018, 10:45 AM)NYC4jags Wrote: Some things just make too much sense to bother arguing over.

(05-16-2018, 12:40 PM)TrivialPursuit Wrote: Guiness tastes like garbage.

Always felt like people drink it to say to people that they drink it. Cause they're so proud of drinking that piss flavored garbage.

There's a 118 year old living in Texas that drinks whiskey and smokes cigars all day on his porch.

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