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Naked Florida Man Burns House Down Trying to Bake Cookies on George Foreman Grill

There's nothing like a sweet story of Floridian chaos. In the last installment of adventures with Florida men, we brought you the convenience store alligator. In a prior chapter, we documented a Florida man who praised the meme gods when confronted with a hurricane. Now, though, we welcome a newcomer to the cretinous ranks of Florida men -- a very intoxicated naked man who burned down his house while trying to bake cookies on a George Foreman grill.

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Michael?
Why would you want a lean and mean fighting machine for a cookie anyway?