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Naked Florida Man Burns House Down Trying to Bake Cookies on George Foreman Grill
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Naked Florida Man Burns House Down Trying to Bake Cookies on George Foreman Grill
There's nothing like a sweet story of Floridian chaos. In the last installment of adventures with Florida men, we brought you the convenience store alligator. In a prior chapter, we documented a Florida man who praised the meme gods when confronted with a hurricane. Now, though, we welcome a newcomer to the cretinous ranks of Florida men -- a very intoxicated naked man who burned down his house while trying to bake cookies on a George Foreman grill. https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/na...ookie-fire You know trouble is right around the corner when your best friend tells you to hold his beer!!
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Why would you want a lean and mean fighting machine for a cookie anyway?
![[Image: 4SXW6gC.png]](https://i.imgur.com/4SXW6gC.png) "What do I know of cultured ways, the gilt, the craft and the lie? I, who was born in a naked land and bred in the open sky. The subtle tongue, the sophist guile, they fail when the broadswords sing; Rush in and die, dogs - I was a man before I was a king." |
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