Where he noticed, in what would later become a fateful observance, that bags of Quick Crete were on sale.
Though many theories exist, no one truly knows how a handful of the ill-fated Quik Crete found it's way into his morning oatmeal.
HB quickly thought about constructing a concrete safe room to protect his daughter from the evil weird dragonfury.
But then HB remembered...Amsterdam. City of Dreams.
And so folks, our little tale is now going to go back to the very beginning, where it all started....
Sated by the legal prostitution and drugs of Amsterdam, homebiscuit's clouded mind struggled to find words to put on paper.
And thus ending his writing career...and starting his life as a legal prostitute to pay for his ever growing drug dependency issues.
Quote:And thus ending his writing career...and starting his life as a legal prostitute to pay for his ever growing drug dependency issues.
Gigolo. The word is gigolo.
After 2 weeks of no sleep and heavy drug use, HB decided it was time for him to try his luck in the traveling carnival, and thus his career as a clown was born.
Where he quickly caught the eye of the circus fat lady.
Huge Helda they called her. She was a stern lady of enormous girth and sold her breast sweat as fuel to farmers. She was born in the circus and it showed....
And into this illicit and most likely illegal tryst, a newcomer arrived...
...a huge, hulking, man known only as 'The Aardvark'.
Armed with an ancient Kirby vacuum and a dangerous obsession with Charlie the Ant, The Aardvark was never prepared for the twist that fate would soon send his way.
He knew anything can happen when you attend the Gathering of the Juggalos, but his body was ill-equipped for the sensory overload he would soon experience.
Meanwhile, Back in Portland Maine..........
There was a newborn baby rock lobster.
Quote:There was a newborn baby rock lobster.
The father of which was beginning to question his life choices after his wife gave birth to a baby rock lobster.
Quote:The father of which was beginning to question his life choices after his wife gave birth to a baby rock lobster.
Especially since neither father or mother were lobsters.
But there was a song about it, so maybe things would be okay.