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New ‘consent’ condoms can only be opened by two people

The condoms can only be opened when four hands simultaneously press special pressure points on the side of the packet

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8776318/co...nsent-sex/

There goes date night with one-arm Sally.

Yes, let's make it harder for people to have safe sex. Surely that won't have any adverse effects.

(04-04-2019, 08:07 AM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]There goes date night with one-arm Sally.

One -arm Sally has just posted an ad on Craigslist looking for a threesome

What about rapists that want to be safe?

Condoms? Who the hell uses condoms? I tried using condoms maybe three times my entire life. It's not worth the effort gentleman. Get up in there and get it done.

"PFFFFFT!!!! I will open it with these four hands snake woman!!"

" Oh Yeah? I'll bite it off handman!!"

(04-04-2019, 08:59 AM)DragonFury Wrote: [ -> ]Yes, let's make it harder...

That’s step one.  This article is discussing step two.

I didn’t really read too much of the article. But looking at the pics, I think I can open it alone. And, no, I don’t know either why I’d need one if I was alone. Just saying, I think it can be done.