New ‘consent’ condoms can only be opened by two people

The condoms can only be opened when four hands simultaneously press special pressure points on the side of the packet

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8776318/co...nsent-sex/

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There goes date night with one-arm Sally.

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Yes, let's make it harder for people to have safe sex. Surely that won't have any adverse effects.

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There goes date night with one-arm Sally.

One -arm Sally has just posted an ad on Craigslist looking for a threesome

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What about rapists that want to be safe?

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Condoms? Who the hell uses condoms? I tried using condoms maybe three times my entire life. It's not worth the effort gentleman. Get up in there and get it done.

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"What do I know of cultured ways, the gilt, the craft and the lie? I, who was born in a naked land and bred in the open sky. The subtle tongue, the sophist guile, they fail when the broadswords sing; Rush in and die, dogs - I was a man before I was a king."

"PFFFFFT!!!! I will open it with these four hands snake woman!!"

" Oh Yeah? I'll bite it off handman!!"

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Looking to troll? Don't bother, we supply our own.

 

 

Yes, let's make it harder...

That’s step one.  This article is discussing step two.

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I didn’t really read too much of the article. But looking at the pics, I think I can open it alone. And, no, I don’t know either why I’d need one if I was alone. Just saying, I think it can be done.

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