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Tennessee police warn not to flush drugs down toilet for fear of creating 'meth-gators'

Word to the wise: don't flush your meth down the toilet.

That's the warning coming out of the Loretta Police Department in Tennessee after investigators said they caught someone "attempting to flush methamphetamine along with several items of paraphernalia" on Saturday.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/tennessee-pol...ors-toilet

Well... what else are all those tack fans supposed to do up there with their meth? Throw it into the smoky mountains? That's just methed up. That's exactly how they sound when they try to pronounce the word "messed" because they ain't got no teeth up there.

(07-15-2019, 02:09 PM)Caldrac Wrote: [ -> ]Well... what else are all those tack fans supposed to do up there with their meth? Throw it into the smoky mountains? That's just methed up. That's exactly how they sound when they try to pronounce the word "messed" because they ain't got no teeth up there.

“Yeah, but you still cain’t tackle Derrick Henry, a hur hur hur huh huh huh.”

Alligators on meth. There's a movie idea.

(07-15-2019, 02:47 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]

(07-15-2019, 02:09 PM)Caldrac Wrote: [ -> ]Well... what else are all those tack fans supposed to do up there with their meth? Throw it into the smoky mountains? That's just methed up. That's exactly how they sound when they try to pronounce the word "messed" because they ain't got no teeth up there.

“Yeah, but you still cain’t tackle Derrick Henry, a hur hur hur huh huh huh.”

(07-15-2019, 02:09 PM)Caldrac Wrote: [ -> ]Well... what else are all those tack fans supposed to do up there with their meth? Throw it into the smoky mountains? That's just methed up. That's exactly how they sound when they try to pronounce the word "messed" because they ain't got no teeth up there.

That's a methed up thing to say about that straight family tree.

So, no U of F jokes yet?

(07-15-2019, 02:48 PM)The Real Marty Wrote: [ -> ]Alligators on meth.  There's a movie idea.

...or a new rock band.

Yeah as flushing down meth in the seemingly in encouraging meth. What is TN thinking as it is not distracting meth but encouraging it? Meth is the new crack is wack thing! Lives are destroyed over on meth there. Sad but true.

(07-15-2019, 02:48 PM)The Real Marty Wrote: [ -> ]Alligators on meth.  There's a movie idea.

Alligators on Meth on a Plane

Alligators aren’t indigenous to TN.  Am I missing something? Or are they just assuming the locals are just that stupid to believe it?


Ok.  So I just googled it.  Whatever.  They “supposedly” have gators.  I suggest they not flush condoms.  You don’t want any inbred gators either.

Alligators should be carrying NARCAN just in case they overdose

(07-15-2019, 03:55 PM)Jagsfan4life9/28/82 Wrote: [ -> ]So, no U of F jokes yet?

Nothing to worry about, Beta site Gainesville is still intact after all.