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Pet duck needs penis removed after trying to mate 'between 5 and 10 times' per day: 'It was pretty horrific'

And you thought you were having a bad day.

In a truly bizarre turn of events, a supposedly nymphomaniac duck had to have its penis removed after having too much sex. The animal reportedly traumatized the appendage, causing it to become infected.

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/pet-du...is-removed

I hope my wife doesn't hear about this. I don't want her getting any ideas.

Must have let all that fame and fortune from those Aflac Insurance commercials get to his head(s).

What an awful mallardy to have. Hopefully the vet isn’t some quack that sticks him with a big bill. Poor duck made a bad call.

Too scary to think about!  I'm cutting back to three times a day.

(12-06-2019, 10:54 PM)Sneakers Wrote: [ -> ]Too scary to think about!  I'm cutting back to three times a day.

I’m sure the ducks will appreciate that!