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Pet duck needs penis removed

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12-05-2019, 06:39 PM

Pet duck needs penis removed after trying to mate 'between 5 and 10 times' per day: 'It was pretty horrific'

And you thought you were having a bad day.

In a truly bizarre turn of events, a supposedly nymphomaniac duck had to have its penis removed after having too much sex. The animal reportedly traumatized the appendage, causing it to become infected.

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/pet-du...is-removed
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12-05-2019, 11:24 PM

I hope my wife doesn't hear about this. I don't want her getting any ideas.
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12-06-2019, 10:03 AM (This post was last modified: 12-06-2019, 10:03 AM by Caldrac.)

Must have let all that fame and fortune from those Aflac Insurance commercials get to his head(s).
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12-06-2019, 10:41 AM

What an awful mallardy to have. Hopefully the vet isn’t some quack that sticks him with a big bill. Poor duck made a bad call.
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12-06-2019, 10:54 PM

Too scary to think about!  I'm cutting back to three times a day.
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12-07-2019, 01:38 AM

(12-06-2019, 10:54 PM)Sneakers Wrote: Too scary to think about!  I'm cutting back to three times a day.

I’m sure the ducks will appreciate that! Laughing
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