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Customer Finds Naked Woman In Jeep For Sale

Cops: Suspect, 37, was in car on Florida auto dealership's lot

SEPTEMBER 27--A customer shopping for a used car discovered a naked woman pleasuring herself in the rear seat of a 2010 Jeep Wrangler parked outside a Florida auto dealership, according to an arrest report.

https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/...pqqUIMgmWw
Gift with purchase?
Not trying to be or sound superficial, but she kinda devalued that Jeep..
There’s the Florida we know and love.
Not sure what the going rate for a nekkid leddy is, but I'd definitely inquire into the dealership's return policy.
I’m going to stray from the jokes for a second and just say that this is just disgusting.
(09-28-2021, 09:18 AM)WingerDinger Wrote: [ -> ]Not trying to be or sound superficial, but she kinda devalued that Jeep..

You put my thought about this in a much better way.
I wonder what the Carfax report will say about this one.
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(09-28-2021, 06:47 PM)jagibelieve Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-28-2021, 09:18 AM)WingerDinger Wrote: [ -> ]Not trying to be or sound superficial, but she kinda devalued that Jeep..

You put my thought about this in a much better way.
I assume she wasn't a factory installed option.
Free oil and lube for the 1st 10,000 miles... sorry, i couldnt help it
(10-05-2021, 12:30 AM)NewJagsCity Wrote: [ -> ]Free oil and lube for the 1st 10,000 miles...  sorry, i couldnt help it

Too bad she’s gone 75,000 miles and never changed the rubbers.
(10-05-2021, 12:30 AM)NewJagsCity Wrote: [ -> ]Free oil and lube for the 1st 10,000 miles...  sorry, i couldnt help it

Now that's a slick ride!
(10-06-2021, 07:48 AM)Sneakers Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-05-2021, 12:30 AM)NewJagsCity Wrote: [ -> ]Free oil and lube for the 1st 10,000 miles...  sorry, i couldnt help it

Now that's a slick ride!

I’m sure it’s such a slick and smooth ride you don’t feel any bumps or grooves in the road. “Was that a rumble strip?” “Idk I didn’t feel it”