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Customer Finds Naked Woman In Jeep For Sale

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09-27-2021, 11:24 PM

Customer Finds Naked Woman In Jeep For Sale

Cops: Suspect, 37, was in car on Florida auto dealership's lot

SEPTEMBER 27--A customer shopping for a used car discovered a naked woman pleasuring herself in the rear seat of a 2010 Jeep Wrangler parked outside a Florida auto dealership, according to an arrest report.

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09-28-2021, 09:14 AM

Gift with purchase?
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???
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09-28-2021, 09:18 AM

Not trying to be or sound superficial, but she kinda devalued that Jeep..
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09-28-2021, 09:33 AM

There’s the Florida we know and love.
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09-28-2021, 09:52 AM

Not sure what the going rate for a nekkid leddy is, but I'd definitely inquire into the dealership's return policy.
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09-28-2021, 06:00 PM

I’m going to stray from the jokes for a second and just say that this is just disgusting.
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09-28-2021, 06:47 PM

(09-28-2021, 09:18 AM)WingerDinger Wrote: Not trying to be or sound superficial, but she kinda devalued that Jeep..

You put my thought about this in a much better way.


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09-28-2021, 07:15 PM

I wonder what the Carfax report will say about this one.
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09-28-2021, 09:02 PM

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(09-28-2021, 06:47 PM)jagibelieve Wrote:
(09-28-2021, 09:18 AM)WingerDinger Wrote: Not trying to be or sound superficial, but she kinda devalued that Jeep..

You put my thought about this in a much better way.
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09-29-2021, 06:53 AM

I assume she wasn't a factory installed option.
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10-05-2021, 12:30 AM (This post was last modified: 10-05-2021, 12:31 AM by NewJagsCity. Edited 1 time in total.)

Free oil and lube for the 1st 10,000 miles... sorry, i couldnt help it
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10-05-2021, 06:39 PM

(10-05-2021, 12:30 AM)NewJagsCity Wrote: Free oil and lube for the 1st 10,000 miles...  sorry, i couldnt help it

Too bad she’s gone 75,000 miles and never changed the rubbers.
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10-06-2021, 07:48 AM

(10-05-2021, 12:30 AM)NewJagsCity Wrote: Free oil and lube for the 1st 10,000 miles...  sorry, i couldnt help it

Now that's a slick ride!
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10-07-2021, 07:21 PM

(10-06-2021, 07:48 AM)Sneakers Wrote:
(10-05-2021, 12:30 AM)NewJagsCity Wrote: Free oil and lube for the 1st 10,000 miles...  sorry, i couldnt help it

Now that's a slick ride!

I’m sure it’s such a slick and smooth ride you don’t feel any bumps or grooves in the road. “Was that a rumble strip?” “Idk I didn’t feel it”
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