Why???? How?????
Doctor, I've got a bomb in my bum: Man, 88, sparks hospital evacuation in France after arriving with 8ins WWI artillery shell stuck in his rectum
- A Frenchman, 88, arrived at a hospital with a WWI shell lodged in his rectum
- The man sparked a bomb scare after doctors feared the shell would explode
- However, doctors at the Toulon hospital soon removed the 8in bomb
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...zE1-PRNewM
Hopefully they removed it. That could cause some explosive diarrhea.
(12-22-2022, 09:41 AM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]Hopefully they removed it. That could cause some explosive diarrhea.
That joke bombed.
(12-22-2022, 09:50 AM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ] (12-22-2022, 09:41 AM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]Hopefully they removed it. That could cause some explosive diarrhea.
That joke bombed.
You get what you pay for. I’ll try harder to provide more bang for the butt.
(12-22-2022, 10:34 AM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ] (12-22-2022, 09:50 AM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]That joke bombed.
You get what you pay for. I’ll try harder to provide more bang for the butt.
You’re cracking me up.
(12-22-2022, 11:29 AM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ] (12-22-2022, 10:34 AM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ]You get what you pay for. I’ll try harder to provide more bang for the butt.
You’re cracking me up.
don’t laugh too hard, your cheeks will start hurting.
The patient's identity remains unknown. To hospital staff, he's simply known as the Rocketman.
(12-22-2022, 12:03 PM)Sneakers Wrote: [ -> ]The patient's identity remains unknown. To hospital staff, he's simply known as the Rocketman.
Certainly gives a new meaning to the term “blow hole”.
Glad it didn't go off.. Taint be nuffin' left..
(12-22-2022, 12:08 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ] (12-22-2022, 12:03 PM)Sneakers Wrote: [ -> ]The patient's identity remains unknown. To hospital staff, he's simply known as the Rocketman.
Certainly gives a new meaning to the term “blow hole”.
Or "Fire in the hole."
Maybe he was trying to make Feces Pieces.
man, talk about a pain in the [BLEEP]...
(12-22-2022, 12:23 PM)RicoTx Wrote: [ -> ]man, talk about a pain in the [BLEEP]...
I wonder what he used for a primer.
Do we know who chambered the round?
(12-22-2022, 12:25 PM)Sneakers Wrote: [ -> ] (12-22-2022, 12:23 PM)RicoTx Wrote: [ -> ]man, talk about a pain in the [BLEEP]...
I wonder what he used for a primer.
Do we know who chambered the round?
All we know is he switched from semi to full (auto) at the thought of getting pumped full of lead.
Reports are showing that he was using Browning rim fire ammo.
(12-22-2022, 12:40 PM)Jags Wrote: [ -> ] (12-22-2022, 12:25 PM)Sneakers Wrote: [ -> ]I wonder what he used for a primer.
Do we know who chambered the round?
All we know is he switched from semi to full (auto) at the thought of getting pumped full of lead.
Next time he'll be more careful about jumping into the foxhole.
Is that a bomb in your bum, or are you just glad to see me?.....
This story leaves me mortarfied.
(12-22-2022, 03:23 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]This story leaves me mortarfied.
Bomb, bum, dum, tsss!
Eh? close enough… ?
This had the potential to be an explosive thread, butt so far it's a dud.