Why???? How?????

Doctor, I've got a bomb in my bum: Man, 88, sparks hospital evacuation in France after arriving with 8ins WWI artillery shell stuck in his rectum

• A Frenchman, 88, arrived at a hospital with a WWI shell lodged in his rectum
  
• The man sparked a bomb scare after doctors feared the shell would explode
  
• However, doctors at the Toulon hospital soon removed the 8in bomb
  

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...zE1-PRNewM

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Wants to join the "cereal box" dating service. I've dated enough flakes and nuts...all I want is the prize now.

Hopefully they removed it.  That could cause some explosive diarrhea.

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Hopefully they removed it.  That could cause some explosive diarrhea.

That joke bombed.

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Hopefully they removed it.  That could cause some explosive diarrhea.

That joke bombed.

You get what you pay for. I’ll try harder to provide more bang for the butt.

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That joke bombed.

You get what you pay for. I’ll try harder to provide more bang for the butt.

You’re cracking me up. 

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You get what you pay for. I’ll try harder to provide more bang for the butt.

You’re cracking me up. 

don’t laugh too hard, your cheeks will start hurting.

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The patient's identity remains unknown.  To hospital staff, he's simply known as the Rocketman.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

The patient's identity remains unknown.  To hospital staff, he's simply known as the Rocketman.

Certainly gives a new meaning to the term “blow hole”.

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Glad it didn't go off.. Taint be nuffin' left..

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The patient's identity remains unknown.  To hospital staff, he's simply known as the Rocketman.

Certainly gives a new meaning to the term “blow hole”.

Or "Fire in the hole."

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Maybe he was trying to make Feces Pieces.

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man, talk about a pain in the [BLEEP]...

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man, talk about a pain in the [BLEEP]...

I wonder what he used for a primer.

Do we know who chambered the round?

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

man, talk about a pain in the [BLEEP]...

I wonder what he used for a primer.

Do we know who chambered the round?

All we know is he switched from semi to full (auto) at the thought of getting pumped full of lead.

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Reports are showing that he was using Browning rim fire ammo.

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I wonder what he used for a primer.

Do we know who chambered the round?

All we know is he switched from semi to full (auto) at the thought of getting pumped full of lead.

Next time he'll be more careful about jumping into the foxhole.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Is that a bomb in your bum, or are you just glad to see me?.....

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"Remember Red, Hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies."  - Andy Dufresne, The Shawshank Redemption

This story leaves me mortarfied.

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This story leaves me mortarfied.

Bomb, bum, dum, tsss!  


Eh? close enough… ?

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This had the potential to be an explosive thread, butt so far it's a dud.

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