CHICKENS: OH NOES! HOW CAN WE OVERCOME KERMEE, MILLENIAL DOUCHE-NOZZLE DITKA AND A UPRIGHT SAINT BERNARD COSPLAYING AS THE KOOL AID MAN?
HYPE: THE MAN OF THE 'HOUSE AND THE KANG OF DA SOUF
CHICKENS: CONSUMPTION ONGOING
HYPE: NEVER DIE
GOT THE BROOMS: OBJECTIVE COMPLETED
RODE THE LIGHTENING: OBJECTIVE COMPLETED
CURRENT OBJECTIVE: EAT CHICKENS, GET HYPE AND
TAKE
THE
SCALPS
This is way over my head, but I’m assuming this is top notch.
Well good luck with that, they have the #1 quick passing attack against our #28 quick pass defense.. YIKES.
(01-21-2023, 06:51 AM)JaguarJosh2 Wrote: [ -> ]Well good luck with that, they have the #1 quick passing attack against our #28 quick pass defense.. YIKES.
Yeah, that's concerning so it's important to dominate time of possession and possibly force a turnover or two.
Dline has to get them hands up and tip a pass and hopefully create an interception. Secondary and backers need to jump a route and take it 6 the other way.
We’re a pretty good football team too.
(01-21-2023, 02:17 AM)Thewitnessofsolinvictus Wrote: [ -> ]CHICKENS: OH NOES! HOW CAN WE OVERCOME KERMEE, MILLENIAL DOUCHE-NOZZLE DITKA AND A UPRIGHT SAINT BERNARD COSPLAYING AS THE KOOL AID MAN?
HYPE: THE MAN OF THE 'HOUSE AND THE KANG OF DA SOUF
CHICKENS: CONSUMPTION ONGOING
HYPE: NEVER DIE
GOT THE BROOMS: OBJECTIVE COMPLETED
RODE THE LIGHTENING: OBJECTIVE COMPLETED
CURRENT OBJECTIVE: EAT CHICKENS, GET HYPE AND
TAKE
THE
SCALPS
This is exactly what Bernie Taupin was going for when he wrote the lyrics. Well played!