CHICKENS: OH NOES! HOW CAN WE OVERCOME KERMEE, MILLENIAL DOUCHE-NOZZLE DITKA AND A UPRIGHT SAINT BERNARD COSPLAYING AS THE KOOL AID MAN?

HYPE: THE MAN OF THE 'HOUSE AND THE KANG OF DA SOUF


CHICKENS: CONSUMPTION ONGOING
HYPE: NEVER DIE
GOT THE BROOMS: OBJECTIVE COMPLETED
RODE THE LIGHTENING: OBJECTIVE COMPLETED

CURRENT OBJECTIVE: EAT CHICKENS, GET HYPE AND

TAKE


THE


SCALPS

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This is way over my head, but I’m assuming this is top notch.

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Well good luck with that, they have the #1 quick passing attack against our #28 quick pass defense.. YIKES.

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Well good luck with that,  they have the #1 quick passing attack against our #28 quick pass defense..  YIKES.

Yeah, that's concerning so it's important to dominate time of possession and possibly force a turnover or two.

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I'm condescending. That means I talk down to you. 
Check out the Jag's Forum Alternative: Duval Football Fans.

Dline has to get them hands up and tip a pass and hopefully create an interception. Secondary and backers need to jump a route and take it 6 the other way.

We’re a pretty good football team too.

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CHICKENS: OH NOES! HOW CAN WE OVERCOME KERMEE, MILLENIAL DOUCHE-NOZZLE DITKA AND A UPRIGHT SAINT BERNARD COSPLAYING AS THE KOOL AID MAN?

HYPE: THE MAN OF THE 'HOUSE AND THE KANG OF DA SOUF


CHICKENS: CONSUMPTION ONGOING
HYPE: NEVER DIE
GOT THE BROOMS: OBJECTIVE COMPLETED
RODE THE LIGHTENING: OBJECTIVE COMPLETED

CURRENT OBJECTIVE: EAT CHICKENS, GET HYPE AND

TAKE


THE


SCALPS

This is exactly what Bernie Taupin was going for when he wrote the lyrics. Well played!

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"Remember Red, Hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies."  - Andy Dufresne, The Shawshank Redemption

Did someone say chicken? 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5sIspLfmXM

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