Cops: Naked Missouri Couple Rode Stolen Lawn Mower In Broad Daylight
A couple is facing felony charges after they were spotted riding a stolen lawn mower in the nude at 8:30 AM on a Missouri road, records show.
According to a <a class="" href='http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/assets/jopmower2.jpg'>court filing</a>, Tanya Hopper, 40, and Larry Webster, 55, were busted last Tuesday following the bizarre incident near the city of Joplin.
http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/joplin/n...eys-648932
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Well it was in Joplin. What else are you gonna do for entertainment on a Tuesday morning?
I'm betting it was a Snapper.
Quote:I'm betting it was a Snapper.
Ooh, *fistbump* good one.
I don't see the problem here.
Quote:I'm betting it was a Snapper.
After seeing the mug shots, it clearly was not a pretty sight.
Quote:After seeing the mug shots, it clearly was not a pretty sight.
Is it ever in cases like these?
Quote:After seeing the mug shots, it clearly was not a pretty sight.
Quote:Is it ever in cases like these?
It's a shame more good looking people don't get drunk and go naked in public.
Quote:I'm betting it was a Snapper.
Looks more like a Ditch Witch to me.
While skinny dipping they got their clothes stolen, then they thought it was a good time to steal a mower? You can't make this stuff up.
I can overlook the mower theft, but going naked in public when you're that ugly is just an unforgiveable crime against humanity.