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Cops: Naked Missouri Couple Rode Stolen Lawn Mower In Broad Daylight

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07-21-2016, 04:01 PM


Cops: Naked Missouri Couple Rode Stolen Lawn Mower In Broad Daylight
 

A couple is facing felony charges after they were spotted riding a stolen lawn mower in the nude at 8:30 AM on a Missouri road, records show.

According to a <a class="" href='http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/assets/jopmower2.jpg'>court filing</a>, Tanya Hopper, 40, and Larry Webster, 55, were busted last Tuesday following the bizarre incident near the city of Joplin.

 

http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/joplin/n...eys-648932

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07-21-2016, 07:10 PM (This post was last modified: 07-21-2016, 07:11 PM by Jags.)

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07-21-2016, 07:48 PM

Well it was in Joplin.  What else are you gonna do for entertainment on a Tuesday morning?

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07-22-2016, 03:14 AM

When in the south...



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07-22-2016, 08:08 PM

I'm betting it was a Snapper.

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07-22-2016, 08:32 PM

Quote:I'm betting it was a Snapper.


Ooh, *fistbump* good one.
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07-22-2016, 08:34 PM

I don't see the problem here.
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07-23-2016, 02:42 PM

Quote:I'm betting it was a Snapper.
After seeing the mug shots, it clearly was not a pretty sight.   Sick


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07-24-2016, 05:33 AM

Quote:After seeing the mug shots, it clearly was not a pretty sight.   Sick


Is it ever in cases like these?
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07-24-2016, 09:26 PM (This post was last modified: 07-24-2016, 09:26 PM by rollerjag.)

Quote:After seeing the mug shots, it clearly was not a pretty sight.   Sick
 

Quote:Is it ever in cases like these?
 

It's a shame more good looking people don't get drunk and go naked in public.

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07-24-2016, 11:14 PM

Quote:I'm betting it was a Snapper.
 

Looks more like a Ditch Witch to me.
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07-25-2016, 05:50 PM

While skinny dipping they got their clothes stolen, then they thought it was a good time to steal a mower?  You can't make this stuff up.

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07-25-2016, 08:06 PM

I can overlook the mower theft, but going naked in public when you're that ugly is just an unforgiveable crime against humanity.

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