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Look at what Demigawd Dave Mamba Newsome does in one offseason to our team:

 

-Adds consensus #1 free agent

-Puts a miscast probowl top 3 FS back in his right system on a discount

-Adds a legit #2 corner on a discount

-Adds a top 5 LT and Joeckel's replacement on a discount

-Adds a top 10 probowl vet running back to go with our second year back who was a top 10 back as a rookie

-Drafts the best defensive player in the draft who is basically a bigger version of Tyrann Mathieu to go with the top 3 FS and legit #2 corner

-Drafts the second best defensive player in the draft who will come into the league and immediately be a top 5 coverage LB

-On top of all that adds a legit partner for Fowler

 

Dave is like the mamba who calls himself vino, he gets better with time!

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chuck norris better watch his back.

Soon we'll have Dave-isms. (I think I actually had one after the Jack pick)



But seriously, if the jags don't live up to expectations this year and Gus is gone, Dave better keep his job.
If Chuck Norris played football, he'd be drafted by Dave.... as our whole defense.

David "Bean" Caldwell