Look at what Demigawd Dave Mamba Newsome does in one offseason to our team:

 

-Adds consensus #1 free agent

-Puts a miscast probowl top 3 FS back in his right system on a discount

-Adds a legit #2 corner on a discount

-Adds a top 5 LT and Joeckel's replacement on a discount

-Adds a top 10 probowl vet running back to go with our second year back who was a top 10 back as a rookie

-Drafts the best defensive player in the draft who is basically a bigger version of Tyrann Mathieu to go with the top 3 FS and legit #2 corner

-Drafts the second best defensive player in the draft who will come into the league and immediately be a top 5 coverage LB

-On top of all that adds a legit partner for Fowler

 

Dave is like the mamba who calls himself vino, he gets better with time!

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"A man with no sauce is lost.

<p style="text-align:center;">But that same man can get lost in the sauce."

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chuck norris better watch his back.

Soon we'll have Dave-isms. (I think I actually had one after the Jack pick)



But seriously, if the jags don't live up to expectations this year and Gus is gone, Dave better keep his job.

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If Chuck Norris played football, he'd be drafted by Dave.... as our whole defense.

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David "Bean" Caldwell

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