Burglary suspect hides in Florida lake, where gator eats him
A suspected burglar jumped in a Florida lake apparently hiding from law enforcement before an 11-foot alligator killed him, investigators said Monday. His hand and foot reportedly turned up inside the animal's stomach.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/12/08/bur...-eats-him/
Lesson don't go in random bodies of water in florida. I'm shocked we never had a problem grew up swimming in random retention ponds, streams and even the St. Johns river (south of duval)
Now that's what I call taking a bite out of crime.
I thought crime was supposed to just cost an arm and a leg.
Was the dinner item wearing a bulldog T ?
As they said recently on the Today Show...if it wasn't for the State of Florida this show would only be 1 hour long.
In the waters of Florida humans become part of the food chain.
Come on guys. A Florida man on the lam jumped into a lake and was eaten by a 'gator. We can do a lot better job with the puns than this!
Quote:Come on guys. A Florida man on the lam jumped into a lake and was eaten by a 'gator. We can do a lot better job with the puns than this!
Don't do the crime if ya don't want to be gator slime.
I came to rob you...and instead became gator poo.
Quote:Darwin Award.
Yep. Darwin wins again.
Quote:Come on guys. A Florida man on the lam jumped into a lake and was eaten by a 'gator. We can do a lot better job with the puns than this!
Welcome to the Swamp.
Our 'gators are hand-fed.
The police are calling him the Well-Dressed Burglar, when they caught him, he was wearing alligator skin.