Burglary suspect hides in Florida lake, where gator eats him
 

A suspected burglar jumped in a Florida lake apparently hiding from law enforcement before an 11-foot alligator killed him, investigators said Monday. His hand and foot reportedly turned up inside the animal's stomach.

 

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/12/08/bur...-eats-him/

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The circle of life....

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Darwin Award.

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Lesson don't go in random bodies of water in florida. I'm shocked we never had a problem grew up swimming in random retention ponds, streams and even the St. Johns river (south of duval)

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Now that's what I call taking a bite out of crime.

 

 

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

I thought crime was supposed to just cost an arm and a leg.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

Was the dinner item wearing a bulldog T ?

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Blakes Life Matters

As they said recently on the Today Show...if it wasn't for the State of Florida this show would only be 1 hour long.

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"History has demonstrated that the most notable winners usually encountered heartbreaking obstacles before they triumphed."
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- B.C. Forbes

In the waters of Florida humans become part of the food chain.

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Looking to troll? Don't bother, we supply our own.

 

 

Come on guys. A Florida man on the lam jumped into a lake and was eaten by a 'gator. We can do a lot better job with the puns than this!

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

Come on guys. A Florida man on the lam jumped into a lake and was eaten by a 'gator. We can do a lot better job with the puns than this!

Don't do the crime if ya don't want to be gator slime.

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Looking to troll? Don't bother, we supply our own.

 

 

I came to rob you...and instead became gator poo.

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Looking to troll? Don't bother, we supply our own.

 

 

Darwin Award.

 

Yep.  Darwin wins again.

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Come on guys. A Florida man on the lam jumped into a lake and was eaten by a 'gator. We can do a lot better job with the puns than this!

 

Welcome to the Swamp.

 

Our 'gators are hand-fed.

 

The police are calling him the Well-Dressed Burglar, when they caught him, he was wearing alligator skin.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.