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My wife bringing me a cold beer.

Quote:My wife bringing me a cold beer.

 

Smile?  I might keel over from shock.

This makes me smile every time I see it!!

The turnaround for the United States.

Traffic congestion in the opposite direction.

Quote:Smile?  I might keel over from shock.

 

You married the wrong wife.

 

I also smile when she fixes me a turkey pot pie.

A good or funny post on our message board.

Sexy midgets

Quote:I got in from bowling last night and wanted to munch on something before I went to bed.  I was standing there eating some pretzels and my Golden Retriever came walking out of the bedroom.  I've been teaching her how to give me a 'high five'.  So she's sitting there watching me eat my pretzels and she starts batting her right-front paw in the air in my direction.

 

Gave me a good chuckle before I went to bed.

 

 

 

Stop bragging about your sex life.

Quote:Traffic congestion in the opposite direction.

Haha this ones so true

Extra fries at the bottom of the bag

The car on the highway that jumps into the right lane to speed past everyone in the left lane ... only to realize we were all in line in the left lane trying to get past that semi in the right lane.

 

Then he has to fall back in line three cars back from where he started.

 

 

Yes, this guy ...

Extra spare change in the coke machine

Finding extra money in my wallet

My 6 year son telling me that he thinks (American) Football is better than Football (Soccer).

Quote:Smile?  I might keel over from shock.

What, JIB's wife doesn't bring you cold beers?

Quote:What, JIB's wife doesn't bring you cold beers?

 

I'm shocked when she doesn't being me one.

Double buds, clean berms.

Quote:Double buds, clean berms.

That sounds a little dirty...

Quote:That sounds a little dirty...

 

Except the berms.