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Quote:When you pick up a chick from the bar after midnight, wake up in the morning, look at her, and she's greater than a 3 on a scale of 1 thru 10.

 

And she doesn't break the scale in your bathroom.

Quote:And she doesn't break the scale in your bathroom.

 

I'm pretty sure he said you have to use 3 scales.

Those with small hands. They have it so much easier to pull things outta their [BLEEP]....rear end.

It's a fake smile, but a smile nonetheless.

Being given a $10k budget for a project and coming in at $2500.

Stuffed Crust Pizza

Puppies...I really like puppies.

Quote:Puppies...I really like puppies.

 

I like kitty myself.

Meh...some kitties are too furry.  But we've had this discussion before.

Quote:Meh...some kitties are too furry.  But we've had this discussion before.

Some kitties need a little fur.

I've seen some pretty nasty looking kitties before...but damn, that poor thing.

I feel really good when somebody I don't like trips over something.

Quote:Some kitties need a little fur.

 

 

I think I know her.

 

Her boobs look very familure.

 

Turn her around so I can be sure.

Quote:I like kitty myself.

You're welcome.

 

Quote:Puppies...I really like puppies.

http://www.jaguars.com/media-gallery/pho...235d#start

When I write a little rant about beards and get 7 pages of responses. 

Quote:When I write a little rant about beards and get 7 pages of responses.

And some of them are even about beards!

I saw a bearded lady at the carnival one day...I also have seen several at Wal-Mart.

My favorite beards are Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes.

Quote:My favorite beards are Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes.

And Kelly Preston

Quote:And some of them are even about beards!

Well, not many lol.