Kung Fu master uses his penis to pull enormous HELICOPTER in latest bizarre world record
Ye Hongwei dragged the huge aircraft more than 33 feet with his genitals - when he only initially intended to notch 26 feet
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/...s-10521866
Enlarge your penis with this "one weird trick"
Urologists HATE him
He only beat my record by 32' 8"
Update: Said Kung Fu master has legally changed his name to "Long Ding"
Stretch Armstrong has a brother..
He probably never uses it anyway
I'm afraid to click on the link.
Its probably a meat spin link
New meaning to "helicopter "
Next news story: Man dies from lack of blood flow to the brain while watching porn after dragging a helicopter around with his penis.
This thread was destined to go south from the start.
i want to break a world record, and then make a Wikipedia page about myself. Something silly, most consecutive hours playing rocketleague. Or maybe something to do with procrastinating.
Weiner weiner chicken dinner
(08-17-2017, 03:58 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]Next news story: Man dies from lack of blood flow to the brain while watching porn after dragging a helicopter around with his penis.
What a way to go.