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What some people do for world records..........

  • Offline The Drifter
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#1
05-30-2017, 07:43 AM


Kung Fu master uses his penis to pull enormous HELICOPTER in latest bizarre world record
 

Ye Hongwei dragged the huge aircraft more than 33 feet with his genitals - when he only initially intended to notch 26 feet

 

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/...s-10521866

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#2
05-30-2017, 08:07 AM

Enlarge your​ penis with this "one weird trick"


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#3
05-30-2017, 08:23 AM

He only beat my record by 32' 8"

Have you seen my baseball?
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05-31-2017, 09:01 AM (This post was last modified: 05-31-2017, 09:01 AM by temporaryname.)

Update: Said Kung Fu master has legally changed his name to "Long Ding"

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05-31-2017, 09:04 AM

Stretch Armstrong has a brother..


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#6
08-16-2017, 11:14 AM

He probably never uses it anyway
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#7
08-16-2017, 12:16 PM

I'm afraid to click on the link.
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08-17-2017, 02:05 PM

Its probably a meat spin link
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08-17-2017, 02:18 PM

New meaning to "helicopter "
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08-17-2017, 03:58 PM

Next news story: Man dies from lack of blood flow to the brain while watching porn after dragging a helicopter around with his penis.
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???
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08-17-2017, 04:08 PM

This thread was destined to go south from the start.


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#12
08-17-2017, 04:20 PM

i want to break a world record, and then make a Wikipedia page about myself. Something silly, most consecutive hours playing rocketleague. Or maybe something to do with procrastinating.
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08-17-2017, 05:05 PM

Weiner weiner chicken dinner
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#14
08-17-2017, 05:10 PM

(08-17-2017, 03:58 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: Next news story: Man dies from lack of blood flow to the brain while watching porn after dragging a helicopter around with his penis.

What a way to go.
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